Tin Of Sustenance
Tin Of Sustenance is a male employee currently working for The Normal Camp 2. He's a relatively large stainless steel tin that use to have a very matte lid, until he unfortunately lost it in The World Wars For Normalcy of 1962 when he was still a soldier for the United States Military. He doesn't like to think he’s purple, since it's his least favorite color.
| Tin Of Sustenance | |
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 Isn't actually filled with anything. It’ll spoil quick. | |
| Created by | DATA EXPUNGED |
| In-universe information | |
| Full name | Tin Of Flavourless Grain Based Sustenance |
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| Species | Object |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | C̶h̶i̶e̶f̶ ̶S̶k̶u̶l̶l̶d̶u̶g̶g̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶M̶o̶b̶ ̶B̶o̶s̶s̶ Assistant PR Manager |
| Fighting style | Mafia Boxing |
| Spouse | Maria Ceramia (wife) |
| Relatives | Johnny Binster (younger brother)
Mother Cargo (mother) Father Cargo (father) Billy Container (son) Sandra China (daughter) |
| Home | “Cabinet” |
Background
Early Life
Returning home from the wars, Tin sought out to prove his worth to the world in an age of global peace and normalcy. Originally a young upstart in the world of o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶, Tin was a young object with a heart full of fire and normalcy. After amassing a g̶a̶n̶g̶ community of g̶o̶o̶n̶s̶ loyal friends and colleagues through his c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ ̶g̶o̶d̶ commitment to and his eventually success with his his entrepreneurship, he eventually settled down with the woman he grew to love and had two children together.
Normal Camp Discovery
However, this now experienced c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶s̶s̶ businessman wasn't down for the count yet! He decided to use his skills to b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶e̶m̶p̶l̶o̶y̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ submit an extraordinary resume for this job here at Normal Camp. Now with the loyal posse of co-workers we've assigned to work under him, he works alongside the Automatic Binding Bricks and Tablet in the ACRONYM division, in order to bring further innovation to the world through his excellent advertising and press engagement, as well as being able to.."do away" with any competition or nay-sayers we may face.
Personality
Tin Of Sustenance is a r̶u̶t̶h̶l̶e̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶d̶-̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶e̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶m̶a̶n̶ kind-hearted, chill, lovely guy to be around. He always goes out of his way t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ to help communities in need, and get those who may be struggling t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶i̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ a helping hand. He is also has a vast knowledge regarding all things c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ advertising and it'd be almost impossible to find anybody better at the job than him, or if you want a helping hand in that sort of stuff, he's your guy!. He's usually not one to lash out at others, but he will get slightly nervous if anybody manages to "rightfull" call him out on any..."unsavory activities" he may partake in.