Iphone
Iphone is a female employee currently working under The Normal Camp 2, as it's sole Records Tracker.
| Iphone | |
|---|---|
| |
| Nicknames | nicknames aren't professional |
| Species | Mobile Phone & Portable Record Keeper |
| Gender | Female |
| Pronouns | She/They |
| First appearance | August 2022 |
| Latest appearance | The most normal job I'll ever have |
| Portrayed by | Herself |
| Discord profile | DATA EXPUNGED |
| Wiki user | DATA EXPUNGED |
Appearance
Iphone is a grey Mobile phone created in the early 2020s. Her interior and exterior resembles a innocuous and normal I-Phone, with all of its amazing features that can be readily available to you for only 699.99 $ today. A feature unique to her is a Mobile AI Safety Tag hanging from her earphone jack.
Personality
Like many of the Normal Camp 2 employees, Iphone is a no-nonsense hard worker. What makes them unique however, is their almost robotic tone and speaking patterns, even compared to most employees. Another one of their qualities that make them suck a great worker is their almost emotionless stance on everything. After all, why would you wanna waste your time with THAT when you have such a good job as the online record keeper for the NormalGood Division!
Mobile AI Safety Tag is a chronic gambler and chainsmoker from Boston. Closed Sesame is his dealer. Don't ask why you would need a specific somebody to deal you cigarettes.
History
The Iphone 4 was first launched in June 2007, as a result of famous tech-guy and normal man Steve Jobs decided to combine the idea of the Ipod, Cellphone, and Internet Browser together to create the ultimate product. This particular model was subsequently purchased and well used for a few years, before one day, her user discarded the phone, as it served no higher purpose to her anymore with her having received a newer model of Iphone. The phone ended up wasting away in storage, with the device fearing she would never be used again. After this, she was put away in a box, and it seemed she would never be used again. Many years later, an unknown benefactor was seemingly able to accumulate a large storage of Iphone 4s, and subsequently purchased the product off our Iphone's original owner. The model we know today found herself placed in a rigorous training program with other sentient Iphone 4s, in order for the benefactor to test which one could best suit the needs of their superior. Although it took strenuous amounts of training in the ways of paperwork, martial arts, dehumanizing your enemies, and retaining a consumer mindset, Iphone eventually remained as the victor amongst her peers, with them all being incinerated for their failure. As a final measure, the benefactor installed a virus into her system, overriding her free will and making her completely subservient to his superiors. The mysterious buyer then helped her get employed within the Normal Camp 2, the corporation the mysterious man had as his "superiors".
Features
Cellphone has many useful features on her:
- Phone and SMS: for calling and messaging fellow employees within the building.
- Contacts: Iphone can store up to 200 contacts.
- Calendar: for checking dates and writing on insignificant events.
- Clock: She has many clock features, those being a Clock, timer, alarm and that's it.
- Records Tracker: for viewing documents regarding the Normal Camp and its workers.
- Footage Viewer: for playing security camera footage, and watching out for dangerous assailants seeking to tear our corporation down.
Trivia
- The charm on Iphone's back is based off of nothing.
- She is very loosely based on the iPhone 3GS.
- Cellphones are known for their betterment of the world.