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'''Recorded on November 11, 2022'''
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Hey, viewers. This is Michael Bloomberg, reporting live from the Wiki Camp 2. This time, we have a special guest who stands out in the crowd.}}
{{Dia|Spike|{{Ture}}, DUDE. HE'S QUITE A SPECIAL ONE. TODAY, WE'RE INTERVIEWING JURTA.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Hey... tell me again why you called me here for an interview?}}
{{Dia|Spike|DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, DUDE, WE ONLY WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS IS ALL.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Of course. We only want to know how it feels to be the odd one in this wide range of contestants.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Well, I'm not the only one who isn't an "object", of course. There's [[The Computer]], right? Sure, she may be lines of code, but she certainly doesn't portray herself as an object. And what about [[Bullseye]]? Can she be considered an object?}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEY DUDE, WE JUST MEANT THAT YOU'RE SOMEONE WHO HAS NO OBJECT-LIKE ATTRIBUTES. THERE'S ALSO US, BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CONTESTANTS HERE, NOT THE OUTSIDERS.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Okay, let's move on before this derails any further. So, Jurta, what motivated you to join [[The Ultimate Heist Crew]]?}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Well, if you've heard [[The Ultimate Heist Crew#Interviews-0|that interviewer]], I never really had any team in mind, so I just joined them when I had the chance. But, if I had anything to say related to the team's objectives, I think it's always to aim for the big companies. It feels wrong aiming for individuals' work... and the individuals themselves.}}
{{Dia|Spike|THAT'S INTERESTING, DUDE. HOW DO YOUR TEAMMATES FEEL ABOUT YOUR STANCES?}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Not exactly sure, especially with how [[Toy Blocks]] feels after we agreed on returning [[Arlo]] to [[Host]], but I guess she'd feel pretty let down after that whole scenario played out. I had to stick with my morals, though.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|...something up?}}
{{Dia|Spike|OH NO, WE'RE JUST THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING DUDE. NOTHING RELATED TO WHAT YOU SAID, OF COURSE.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Yeah, try not to think too much about it. Moving on, we'd like to know your favorite color.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|What kind of question is that?}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEY, WE'RE NOT THAT GOOD WITH MATERIAL.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Okay..? Well, if you must know, it's blue, like my t-shirt.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Right. And how did you find out about this camp?}}
{{Dia|Jurta|I found out about it through a poster taped to a tree. Said something about winning this camp and receiving [[CLOUT|something]] as a prize. And I thought to myself, "Hey, this sounds like fun," so I decided to sign up for it. Pretty straightforward, I think.}}
{{Dia|Spike|YOU LEAD A PRETTY INTERESTING LIFE, DUDE.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Well, I wouldn't really consider if that intere-}}
{{Dia|Spike|MOVING ON, DUDE. WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON THE MORNING OF NOVEMBER 5?}}
{{Dia|Jurta|What.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|I think he was pretty clear with what he said.}}
{{Dia|Spike|I WAS, DUDE. HEY, TRY NOT TO THINK TOO MUCH ON THESE QUESTIONS.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|They're... oddly specific, though?}}
{{Dia|Spike|HEY, I'M JUST SAYING WHAT COMES TO MIND. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THOUGHTS I CAN COME UP WITH NEXT, DUDE.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Okay? Well, I'm not sure what occured during that time period. I was passed out taking a nap.}}
{{Dia|Spike|WELL, WAS ANYONE THERE BEFORE YOU TOOK THAT NAP?}}
{{Dia|Jurta|No, not that I remember. I think I was all alone or something.}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|Well, hey, at least you slept with no one around.}}
{{Dia|Statler|Yeah, if they were there, we would've slept for days!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Anyway, thank you for letting up interview you. We'll put your answers into thought.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Is that supposed to mean something?}}
{{Dia|Spike|YOU OVERTHINK EVERYTHING, DUDE.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|Eh, I try not to.}}
'''Jurta promptly leaves the room.'''
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Well, Spike, only a few more left to do.}}
{{Dia|Spike|SURE, DUDE. BUT I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK AND PLAY SOME SMASH.}}
{{Dia|Bloomberg|Well, I know for a fact I'm going to beat you this time. You're on, Spike.}}

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