View source for Steamed Hams but Statler and Waldorf commentate over it

{{Dia|Chalmers|Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!}}
{{Dia|Statler|Unforgettable? What's so unforgettable about a luncheon?}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|I forgot everything that happened at my last lunch, but my stomach sure didn't!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Yeah.}}
'''Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|GASP!}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Oh, ye Gods! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Hohoho, Delightfully devilish, Seymour!}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|Are you kidding? That'll never work!}}
{{Dia|Statler|What are you talking about? It worked on you before!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
'''He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen.'''
{{Dia|Spike|SKINNER, WITH HIS CRAZY EXPLANATIONS, THE SUPERINTENDENTS GONNA NEED SOME MEDICATION, WHEN HE HEARS SKINNER'S LAME EXAGGERATIONS, THERE'LL BE TROUBLE IN TOWN TONIGHT!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|SEYYYYMOUUURR!!!!!}}
{{Dia|Statler|What was that?}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|I think that was the intro.}}
{{Dia|Statler|Intro? I thought it was almost over!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
{{Dia|Skinner|SUPERINTENDENT! I was just...uh...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Uh, ooh, that isn't smoke! It's STEAM! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. MMM! Steamed clams!}}
'''Chalmers leaves the kitchen.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|Whew.}}
'''Skinner leaves out the window and orders burgers and fries, and returns back to the house.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|I thought we we're having steamed clams.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Oh no, I said "steamed hams" that's what I call hamburgers.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Yes! It's a regional dialect.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Uh-huh. What region?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Uhhhhpstate New York.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|I see.}}
'''Chalmers takes a bite out of his burger, and then inspects it.'''
{{Dia|Chalmers|You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers! Oooold family recipe!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|...For steamed hams.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Yes!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Y- Uh. You know, th-}}
{{Dia|Skinner|One thing I should-}}
{{Dia|Skinner|...Excuse me for one second.}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Of course.}}
'''Skinner enters the kitchen and then immediately leaves upon noticing the kitchen is burning.'''
{{Dia|Skinner|(YAWN!) Well, that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Yes, I should be-}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE???}}
{{Dia|Skinner|[[Aurora borealis]].}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|A-}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|AURORA BOREALIS?!??!?}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|AT THIS TIME OF YEAR??}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|'''AT THIS TIME OF DAY???'''}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|'''''LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN??!?'''''}}
{{Dia|Skinner|Yes!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|...May I see it?}}
{{Dia|Skinner|}}
{{Dia|Skinner|No.}}
'''Skinner and Chalmers exit the house.'''
{{Dia|Bloomberg|SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!}}
{{Dia|Skinner|No, Bloomberg, It's just the northern lights!}}
{{Dia|Chalmers|Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You steam a good ham.}}
'''Chalmers walks away from the house.'''
{{Dia|Bloomberg|HELP! ''HEEEELP!''}}
{{Dia|Skinner|👍}}
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