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Onions the Seal is a freelance Soundcloud rapper.
History
Onions was always the shy, introverted kid at the playground. He had to come out of his onionskin.[1] From then on, he was a living legend. In 1963, he was found dead. From then on, he was not a living legend.
Namesake
Onions the Seal got his name by chopping an onion. It was apparently such an emotional moment for him that he cried.[2]
Etymology
Onions are a vegetable.
Source
Onions grow on onion trees.
Sauce
Gross.
Horse
Boris
Hate that guy.
Uh
What the hell was I talking about again? ...Whatever, I have more important matters to attend to.