Onions the Seal

Onions the Seal is a freelance Soundcloud rapper.

History

Onions was always the shy, introverted kid at the playground. He had to come out of his onionskin.^[1] From then on, he was a living legend. In 1963, he was found dead. From then on, he was not a living legend.

Namesake

Onions the Seal got his name by chopping an onion. It was apparently such an emotional moment for him that he cried.^[2]

Etymology

Onions are a vegetable.

Source

Onions grow on onion trees.

Sauce

Gross.

Horse

Boris

Hate that guy.

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH-

Uh

What the hell was I talking about again? ...Whatever, I have more important matters to attend to.

↑ Mr. Onions the Seal
↑ Mrs. Onions the Seal

[1] Mr. Onions the Seal

[2] Mrs. Onions the Seal

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