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(actually im downgrading these bitchass eagles fuck these guys) |
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Eagles are extremely annoying, primarily because they congregate in large groups. Taking to the sky, they are sure to make easy work of any flying companions that you have. Luckily, energy-based attacks (such as lighting) are extremely effective against these wet pieces of cardboard that highhandedly ruined any investment i had for the battles in this franchise. | Eagles are extremely annoying, primarily because they congregate in large groups. Taking to the sky, they are sure to make easy work of any flying companions that you have. Luckily, energy-based attacks (such as lighting) are extremely effective against these wet pieces of cardboard that highhandedly ruined any investment i had for the battles in this franchise. | ||
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 "i want to create a plot contrivance that completely removes all agency and thrill from the protagonist's situation" these fucking eagles: |
Eagles are the loyal airborne units of the Ian Emissary. They serve as one of the basic soldiers, and also complete fuckheads. no seriously i dont think ive ever hated a fictional creature more than these guys
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Eagles are extremely annoying, primarily because they congregate in large groups. Taking to the sky, they are sure to make easy work of any flying companions that you have. Luckily, energy-based attacks (such as lighting) are extremely effective against these wet pieces of cardboard that highhandedly ruined any investment i had for the battles in this franchise.
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they were evil the whole time. cool. whatever i dont care