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The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa sibirica)'', '''нерпа''' in [[Cyrillic]], '''νερπα''' in the Greek [[alphabet]], or '''Baikal seal''', is a divine [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).
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The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa sibirica)'', '''нерпа''' in [[Cyrillic]], '''νερπα''' in the Greek [[alphabet]], or '''Baikal seal''', is a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).
 
[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]]
 
[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]]
 
[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]]
 
[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]]
 
[[File:Elderstatesman.png|thumb|Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...]]
 
[[File:Elderstatesman.png|thumb|Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...]]
Nerpas are considered one of the most beautiful things ever. Their bulging [[Eye|eyes]], their wrinkled faces, their stink of [[gasoline]]. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the [[total seal reconciliation]] event. However, [[Niko|one nerpa]] has managed to lead [[Tobaland|an entire country]] as their king, causing many countries to negotiate positive diplomatic relations with them, with hopes to unite all peoples of The Wiki Camp 2.
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Nerpas are considered one of the [[Ugly|ugliest]] damn things ever. Their bulging [[Eye|eyes]], their wrinkled faces, their stink of [[gasoline]]. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the [[total seal extinction]] event.
 
 
The [[92 Wonders of the Natural World]] is just something out of [[BuzzFeed]].
 
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==

Latest revision as of 18:08, 24 May 2024

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This is a nerpa on a good day, mind you.

The nerpa (Pusa sibirica), нерпа in Cyrillic, νερπα in the Greek alphabet, or Baikal seal, is a rotten pinniped found only in Lake Baikal, though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as Toba Aquarium. It is the smallest and only purely freshwater species of seal in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are either subspecies or only partly freshwater).

Poor guy.
just woke up...
Niko older than 2 years. Getting on in years...

Nerpas are considered one of the ugliest damn things ever. Their bulging eyes, their wrinkled faces, their stink of gasoline. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the total seal extinction event.

Trivia

  • Nerpa comes from the Russian нерпа (nerpa), which comes from the Finnish norppa, somehow meaning ringed seal.