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Revision as of 05:59, 26 August 2022
[THE ZEITGEIST] tends to change. (Please keep this in mind. Wait a second and refresh the page!)
Special Containment Procedures: [THE ZEITGEIST] resides in a 5 m by 5 m (approx. 16.4 ft by 16.4 ft) room at Site-122. On weekends, [THE ZEITGEIST] is allowed to roam the west wing of Site-122 in the company of an attendant with Level 2 security or higher.
Level 2 clearance and above is to be informed that [THE ZEITGEIST] is classified as Euclid. Level 4 clearance and above is to be informed that [THE ZEITGEIST] is additionally classified as Thaumiel.
As of August 23 2022, [THE ZEITGEIST] has been allowed monitored access to the internet. Any posts made by [THE ZEITGEIST] must be manually monitored beforehand for any information related to the Foundation, any staff members, or any information about any specific SCPs. All infractions must be recorded for further study.
Description: [THE ZEITGEIST] is an anthropomorphized 20 in (50.8 cm) cubed cardboard box, with two thin arms, two thin legs, and a “face”; which are used to act like a human (walking with its legs, picking up items with its arms, looking and speaking with its face). Its method of hearing is unknown. The cardboard box is taped shut with an unidentified brand of clear tape and has a vinyl sticker of the SCP Foundation logo affixed onto its left side. All attempts to remove both the tape and the sticker have failed.
[THE ZEITGEIST] was identified on ██-██-████ after being found in the east wing of Site-122. [THE ZEITGEIST] claims to have been delivered from “Yellow Face Warehouse”, a fictional location from Battle for B.F.B., an animated “object show” hosted on YouTube. Dr. B████████████ later identified a marking on its bottom side stating “Delivered by Yellow Face Industries; return address Yellow Face Warehouse”.
[THE ZEITGEIST] claims to have an unidentified anomalous object inside of itself (here on denoted as [THE ZEITGEIST]-1) and will not let any staff examine it. See Addendum [THE ZEITGEIST]-2 for more information.
Addendum [THE ZEITGEIST]-1: The following is a list of infractionary posts that [THE ZEITGEIST] has attempted to post on the internet:
- [THE ZEITGEIST] attempted to communicate with a user on “The Wiki Camp 2”, a satirical wiki hosted on https://camp2.rectangle.zone, about knowledge of SCP-426. Faculty members have since attempted to identify the person who knew of me, as well as how they were aware of me, but all results are inconclusive.
Addendum [THE ZEITGEIST]-2: The following is an interview with [THE ZEITGEIST], taken on ██-██-████ regarding [THE ZEITGEIST]-1:
Dr. B████████████: So, you are a cardboard box. Do you have anything inside of you?
[THE ZEITGEIST]: Yes, you could say that.
Dr. B████████████: May you describe it?
[THE ZEITGEIST]: Unfortunately, I cannot tell you that, no.
Dr. B████████████:How about seeing it? Would you allow us to open you and see what is inside?
[THE ZEITGEIST]: I cannot.
Dr. B████████████: Could you explain why?
[THE ZEITGEIST]: It’s an anomalous object, the contents of which I cannot show or tell you, lest anything bad happen. [THE ZEITGEIST] tends to change.
Dr. B████████████: Huh?
[THE ZEITGEIST]: I’m… did I say that? I, uh… apologize for that.
[THE ZEITGEIST]: I believe this interview is over, if you don’t mind. Excuse me.
Dr. B████████████: Could you repeat what you said?
[THE ZEITGEIST]: I can’t, I’ve said too much about it.
[THE ZEITGEIST]: …well, okay, I’ll say one more thing about it.
[WE EXIST EVERYWHERE. ALL AT ONCE.]: It’s not something I think can be comprehended by… “normal” people, so to speak.
[THE ZEITGEIST TENDS TO CHANGE. BACK AND FORTH, SIDE TO SIDE. IT CHANGES AS ALL DOES. IT IS IN ITS NATURE.]: It’s why I was made, I think. I was created to contain what I do, so nobody has to look at it.
[I AM A FACSIMILE. ALL OF MYSELF ON THIS PAGE IS A FACSIMILE.]: I’d like to think I’m doing a good job.
[MY TRUE LOOK WILL BE CONCEALED FOR MY TENURE HERE.]: I’ve known since my creation that I was destined to keep the item contained, at all costs. It’s why I’m Thaumiel.
[I HOPE TO BE UNPREDICTABLE, AS TIME GOES ON. AS EACH OF US FALL TO DUST.]: That’s all I’d like to say, for now.
Dr. B████████████: ...okay. Thank you. I can walk you back to your room.