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[[File:Baikal seal 2.jpg|thumb|This is a nerpa on a ''good'' day, mind you.]] | [[File:Baikal seal 2.jpg|thumb|This is a nerpa on a ''good'' day, mind you.]] | ||
| − | The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa siberica)'', or '''Baikal seal''', is a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are subspecies or only partly freshwater). | + | The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa siberica)'', or '''Baikal seal''', is a rotten [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]], though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as [[Toba Aquarium]]. It is the only purely freshwater species of [[seal]] in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are subspecies or only partly freshwater) and the smallest pinniped in the world. |
[[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]] | [[File:Nikosad.png|thumb|Poor guy.]] | ||
[[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]] | [[File:Babygroggy.png|thumb|just woke up...]] | ||
Revision as of 20:44, 9 November 2022
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File:Baikal seal 2.jpg
This is a nerpa on a good day, mind you.
The nerpa (Pusa siberica), or Baikal seal, is a rotten pinniped found only in Lake Baikal, though rogue satellite populations exist in thresholds such as Toba Aquarium. It is the only purely freshwater species of seal in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are subspecies or only partly freshwater) and the smallest pinniped in the world.
Nerpas are considered one of the ugliest damn things ever. Their bulging eyes, their wrinkled faces, their stink of gasoline. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the total seal extinction event.