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Alright, let's just get this out of the way first. I hate this fucking show so much. It is literally the worst piece of garbage my eyes have ever witnessed, even worse than that other show Nerpy Scuba tried to direct.
 
Alright, let's just get this out of the way first. I hate this fucking show so much. It is literally the worst piece of garbage my eyes have ever witnessed, even worse than that other show Nerpy Scuba tried to direct.
  
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'''UPDATE AS OF NOVEMBER 30, 2022:''' Haha! Show got fucking canceled! Hope you're happy with this outcome, Nerpon...
 
'''UPDATE AS OF NOVEMBER 30, 2022:''' Haha! Show got fucking canceled! Hope you're happy with this outcome, Nerpon...
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Nerpy Scuba's Quiz Show Is The Worst Show I've Ever Watched: Review
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Alright, let's just get this out of the way first. I hate this fucking show so much. It is literally the worst piece of garbage my eyes have ever witnessed, even worse than that other show Nerpy Scuba tried to direct.

First of all, the layout of the set? It was utter garbage, only a few pieces of cardboard and nothing else. The only thing that had any form of common sense were the contestants. And they were confused as fuck! No way you asked them what was in your Sylladex? They couldn't have known! They don't fucking know what is in there, you damned fucking seal! And that fucking part where you said, and I quote: "Get it? Cause I love scuba diving! Haha... man, what about Nerpy Scuba, am I right?", after the contestants got it wrong and you revealed that it was scuba diving equipment? God. Fucking. Dammit.

The writing sucked, it's that obvious. It's so fucking obvious you don't need to have a "naked eye" to see what I'm talking about. This pinniped should honestly stick to comedy shows. As one of the fucking CHARACTERS. Should I calm down? Hell no, I shouldn't fucking calm down when this abomination is creating these stupid shows. I am so glad it got the reception it did. 0% on Rotten Tomatoes bitch! That's what you get for being so fucking lame!

Other than the rotting garbage in this show, there's not really that much to talk about? I mean, I can talk about the props used, but it's all fucking CARDBOARD. There's nothing to talk about! Nothing! Alright, see you in my next review or whatever.

UPDATE AS OF NOVEMBER 30, 2022: Haha! Show got fucking canceled! Hope you're happy with this outcome, Nerpon...

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