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This is a nerpa on a good day, mind you.
The nerpa (Pusa siberica), or Baikal seal, is a rotten pinniped found only in Lake Baikal. It is the only purely freshwater species of seal in the world (other freshwater seal populations exist, but they are subspecies or only partly freshwater).
Nerpas are considered one of the ugliest damn things ever. Their bulging eyes, their wrinkled faces, their stink of gasoline. They just sit around doing nothing except taking up space. For these reasons, many are looking forward to the total seal extinction event.