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Christopher Michael Pratt is currently ██ years old.

(Haha get it, "cover age")

Chris Pratt as Star-Lord

June 21, 1979

Chris Pratt babies born today.

Movies

Her

You are part man and part woman. Like there's an inner part that's woman. It's a compliment.

The Lego Movie

Everything is awesome!

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Everything is not awesome!

So true.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Guardians of the Galaxy

Dance-off, bro!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Avengers: Infinity War

Tch... What is this, some kind of Infinity War (2018)?

...oh, man.

Avengers: Endgame

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Open the fucking door.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Sigh....Let's a go...I guess....

Garfield

I hate Mondays... But I love lasagna.

The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe

The Wiki Camp 2

Erm.....Awkward!

he's been in tons of movies.

TV shows

Among Us

Guys, I'm pretty sure that dude errrr just vented in front of me.

Video Games

Old School RuneScape

Looks like I better Run Escape outta here!

fortnite i think

he won da game

Five Nights at Freddy's

Oh boy, those animatronics sure are alive.

Staring contest

Super Mario Bros.

beep boop beep yup that's right that's me

Pong

Archive

Use W/S to control the left paddle, and use I/K to control the right paddle.

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Fortnite

Now that's my type of victory royale.

Minecraft

Creeper? Erm... uh oh!

Object Shows

Battle for Joke Pending

Episode One

Chris Pratt made his debut, after which Hostess declared "Chris Pratt? I thought I asked for a Crisp Rat!" Which no one laughed at. Chris joined the purple team and lost the first challenge, getting put up for elimination.

Appearances

• Her (2013)
• The Lego Movie (2014)
• Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
• Jurassic World (2015)
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
• Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
• Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
• Christopher Robin (2018)
• The Lego Movie 2 (2019)
• Avengers: Endgame (2019)
• Onward (2020)
• Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
• Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
• The Wiki Camp 2 (2022)
• The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
• Garfield (2024)