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Latest revision as of 18:11, 8 August 2023
He's so cool!
Christopher Michael Pratt is currently ██ years old.
(Haha get it, "cover age")
June 21, 1979
Chris Pratt babies born today.
After that fateful day...
Christ Pratt decided "Hey! I'ma voice act in the films! On the big screen!" and now he's made out of LEGOs... He then became Italian. His life is like a video game. He also loves dinosaurs now, which is kinda based... and also outer space! nyoom
Movies
Her
You are part man and part woman. Like there's an inner part that's woman. It's a compliment.[1]
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Wreck-It Ralph
Yep. This building sucks.
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Ralph Breaks The Internet
Mom. The internet's out again.
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The Spongebob Movie
I'm Spongebob!
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The Lego Movie
Everything is awesome!
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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Everything is not awesome!
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So true.
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Jurassic World trilogy
Jurassic World
Woah dude, those sure are real dinosaurs.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Aww man, someone did a regicide.
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Jurassic World Dominion
Yep, that's right. I'm now a dinosaur. Rawrr, I guess.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe
Guardians of the Galaxy
Dance-off, bro!
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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Avengers: Infinity War
Tch... What is this, some kind of Infinity War (2018)?
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...oh, man.
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Avengers: Endgame
What If...?
That is the question.
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Thor: Love and Thunder
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
Open the fucking door.[2]
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The Magnificent Seven
Us Chris Pratts 7:
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Onward
Woah, I'm a Disney property now.
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The Tomorrow War
With the power of love, we can stop war...
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They/Them
Erm, guys. These pronouns are kinda freaking me out...
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The Nintendo Cinematic Universe
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Sigh....Let's a go...I guess....
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Garfield
I hate Mondays... But I love lasagna.
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The Electric State
Beep boop whatever.
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The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe
The Wiki Camp 2
Erm.....Awkward!
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he's been in tons of movies.
TV shows
Spongebob Squarepants
Woah dude, that sponge lives in a pineapple.
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Slippin' Jimmy
Now that's what I call a Slippin' Jimmy.
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Among Us
Guys, I'm pretty sure that dude errrr just vented in front of me.
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Video Games
Old School RuneScape
Looks like I better Run Escape outta here!
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fortnite i think
he won da game
Five Nights at Freddy's
Oh boy, those animatronics sure are alive.
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Staring contest
Super Mario Bros.
beep boop beep yup that's right that's me
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Pong
Use W/S to control the left paddle, and use I/K to control the right paddle.
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Fortnite
Now that's my type of victory royale.
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Minecraft
Creeper? Erm... uh oh!
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Terraria
Hey man. This is just like a 2D Minecraft. (gets wiped out in one blow)
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Object Shows
Battle for Joke Pending
Episode One
Chris Pratt made his debut, after which Hostess declared "Chris Pratt? I thought I asked for a Crisp Rat!" Which no one laughed at. Chris joined the purple team and lost the first challenge, getting put up for elimination.
There's no escape from the Pratt!
Appearances
- Her (2013)
- The Lego Movie (2014)
- Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
- Jurassic World (2015)
- Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
- Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
- Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
- Christopher Robin (2018)
- The Lego Movie 2 (2019)
- Avengers: Endgame (2019)
- Onward (2020)
- Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
- Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
- The Wiki Camp 2 (2022)
- The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
- Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
- Garfield (2024)
- ↑ This is a reference to the 2023 visual novel Girl Host: Unidentifiable Breeze
- ↑ Is this the first f-bomb in the MCU?
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