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{{Distinguish|Sir Lowham Hatt (Thomas and Friends)}}
 
{{Distinguish|Sir Lowham Hatt (Thomas and Friends)}}
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'''Sir Topham Hatt''' is the controller of the wiki's [[train]]s. He scolds them on a daily basis, but loves them just them just the same. He is a pig.
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<center><big><big>'''Sir Topham Hatt''', the controller of the wiki's [[train]]s, is currently wanted by the police for the alleged murder of [[Clippy]].</big></big></center>
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|...'''''What?!''''' No! I would never murder my customers!}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|I control the wiki. With that being said, you are all causing confusion and delay. '''Get back to work.'''}}
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{{Dia|Thomas|You controlled the high-speed train that hit him.}}
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{{Dia|CHUBSWORLD_|not really}}
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{{Dia|Narrator|''All of the engines were angry at Sir Topham Hatt. Even the Union looked furiously at him.''}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|''Chubster...'' >:(}}
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{{Dia|BigBoyDriver|What do we want?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|A top hat is the only thing that can save you!}}
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{{DiaNone|All|Justice for Clippy!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|BigBoyDriver|When do we want it?}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|'''''Statler and Waldorf!''''' Quit that drama '''now'''! I don't want to hear any of your heckling in my station. If this continues, I will ban you from riding my trains.}}
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{{DiaNone|All|Now!}}
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[[Category:Non-Contestants]]
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{{Dia|BigBoy|[[File:Big Boy voice.mp3]]}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|'''''CUT IT OUT! I have had ENOUGH of this! You accuse ME of murdering Clippy? Well, YOU'RE only causing confusion and delay!'''''}}
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{{Dia|KarlMarx|So...?}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|...}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|...You're fired.}}
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{{DiaNone|All|[[File:BFDI gasp.mp3]]}}
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{{Dia|JurtaFacepalm|aaannnnnddddd that's capitalism for you...}}
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{{Dia|Sir Topham Hatt|But without money, how will I survive?}}
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{{Dia|Jesus|What did I just say about being rich?}}
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Latest revision as of 23:39, 14 March 2024

Not to be confused with Sir Lowham Hatt (Thomas and Friends).
Sir Topham Hatt, the controller of the wiki's trains, is currently wanted by the police for the alleged murder of Clippy.
Sir Topham Hatt
...What?! No! I would never murder my customers!
Thomas
You controlled the high-speed train that hit him.
Narrator
All of the engines were angry at Sir Topham Hatt. Even the Union looked furiously at him.
Big Boy's driver
What do we want?

Dia?.png

All
Justice for Clippy!
Big Boy's driver
When do we want it?

Dia?.png

All
Now!
Big Boy
Sir Topham Hatt
CUT IT OUT! I have had ENOUGH of this! You accuse ME of murdering Clippy? Well, YOU'RE only causing confusion and delay!
KarlMarx
So...?
Sir Topham Hatt
...
Sir Topham Hatt
...You're fired.

Dia?.png

All
Jurta
aaannnnnddddd that's capitalism for you...
Sir Topham Hatt
But without money, how will I survive?
Jesus
What did I just say about being rich?
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