Sir Topham Hatt
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Sir Topham Hatt, the controller of the wiki's trains, is currently wanted by the police for the alleged murder of Clippy.
...What?! No! I would never murder my customers!
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You controlled the high-speed train that hit him.
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All of the engines were angry at Sir Topham Hatt. Even the Union looked furiously at him.
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What do we want?
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Justice for Clippy!
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When do we want it?
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Now!
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CUT IT OUT! I have had ENOUGH of this! You accuse ME of murdering Clippy? Well, YOU'RE only causing confusion and delay!
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So...?
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...
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...You're fired.
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All
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aaannnnnddddd that's capitalism for you...
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But without money, how will I survive?
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What did I just say about being rich?
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