Evil Mushroom Kingdom
imagine a walmart here 😍😍😍
The Evil Mushroom Kingdom is what happens when Bowser invests in real estate.
Residents
Most residents of the kingdom are evil goombas, evil koopas, and mildly annoying neighbors. There are, however, a few notable members of this community:
| Name | Additional Information |
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| Bowser | 
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| Evil Mario | papa mia |
| Gamer | |
| Push Dagger | i don't even like mushrooms but they're evil so it's ok |
| Terra | i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this |
| The Computer | haha hi |
| Scythie | w. where am i. who are you people |
| EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ | it's like a mushroom kingdom but EVIL¡¡¡¡¡ i practically INVENTED evil so it's perfect for me |
Grimoire
Click on a resident to learn more!
History
GRAAAAAH!!! IT'S ME, KING BOWSER!!!!!
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A long time ago, this place used to be a large field with funny hills with eyes all around it. But one day, King Bowser transformed it into his kingdom! He stole plans from the Regular Mushroom Kingdom, and copied it in a more evil way. For example, "welcome" signs on shops had "unwelcome" written on it instead. With this much better copy of the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser then unleashed his evil magic to switch all the colors around, making it really hard to know how to dress accordingly.
YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY INFURIATING
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He also hired a musician to make a super sweet and epic national anthem. Unfortunately, it was a huge scam and we ended up with what you see at the top of the page.
THE MARIO PARTY COUP OF THE EVIL MUSHROOM KINGDOM BEGINS NOW!!!
| EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡'s position: | ||||
| At the end of the challenge, | Gamer | should be on | The Mario Party | for the following primary reason: |
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"   Dear pesky plumbers,
 The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The president is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels¡ I dare you to find him if you can¡
P.S. If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
#ReleaseAminalCrossingEarly
-EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ | ||||
| Argue for or against this position here: | Talk:Gamer/belongs on The Mario Party according to EVIL Cake Pop¡¡¡¡¡ | |||
The Marriage
I'm gay for you.
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And you're... Gay for me
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ok
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We can stay in any of these hotels for our honeymoon
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Hotels
EVIL Morton's WoodDoor-Hysteria Hotel
This hotel will make you hysteric!
EVIL Roy's HardBrick Hotel
This hotel goes so hard!
EVIL Larry's Chillton Hotel
This hotel is so chill!
EVIL Lemmy's High-ate Regency Hotel
This hotel is high-ranked! She ate that!
EVIL Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel
Criminal activity was recorded in this hotel. Avoid at all cost.
EVIL Wendy's Blitz Snarlton Hotel
This hotel is so girl-coded!!!!!
EVIL Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel
mine ofc the best
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why don't I have one
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casuse i wanted one
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8(
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Debate
ummm could you stop orchestrating a coup in my kingdom? perhaps?
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No!
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:(
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I don't see any problem with this statement. Debate is closed.
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Flag
The Kingdom's flag changed a lot in a brief period of time. Originally, it was a Regular Mushroom Kingdom flag but with inverted colors.
However, due to the colors already being inverted in the kingdom, it just looked like a normal flag. So they inverted it again.
This flag worked wonderfully while inside the kingdom. However once it had to be used for administration stuff outside the kingdom, it just looked like a regular flag again. So instead, they tried to find a color that would stay the same with both normal and inverted colors.
There's not much one can do with just 1 grey color though. They couldn't add anything on it without making it look different outside the kingdom. So they opted for the other option: changing the shape of the flag itself.
They realized it was fucking stupid. So they designed this cool flag instead and decided to not care at all if it looked different outside the kingdom because they're so evil like that.
I CHOSE THE COLORS MYSELF
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EVIL Bowser's Castle
Welcome to my castle
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WRONG!!!
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Evil Bowser's Castle is a ten-story castle, and a true abomination of architecture. The residents of Evil Bowser's Castle include 731 Evil Goombas, 315 Evil Koopas, 90 Evil Boos, and one big mean Evil Bowser. This is the final level of Evil Girl Mario Wii, a new Girl Mario entry for the Wii U. The level, on average, takes 40 minutes to complete on a first playthrough.