Tobacco

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"Can't go wrong with a menthol!" -Joe Biden
WARNING: CRUCIAL WARNING!!!! THIS PAGE CONTAINS TOBACCO! THYE ARE FIESTY LITTLE CARCINOGEN who LOVE to bite
For more information, see Bureau of Rigid Adherence to Strict Anti-Tobacco Messaging.

The fledgling sprout of the commercial tobacco crop.

Tobacco is a curious plant that has a wide variety of uses. It is most famous for being smoked in toys such as cigarettes, cigars, gum, and pipes. By itself, the tobacco is an innocent and docile creature, but under stressful conditions, such as being ignited, it will lash out while releasing special drops known as a carcinogen.