Guild

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A guild is a group of users on the Wiki Camp 2 organized towards a particular goal. In addition to the support provided by guild members, they can also be automatically invited to battles and host special events within the guild, such as PvP tournaments and Toss the Nerpa. However, one must be aware that joining a guild means that all the members of the other guilds are free to attack them at any point. Being a guild member is a high-risk, high-reward activity.

Joining

Each guild is located in a different World or subworld; you will have to physically access this location in order to join the guild. Unless the guild is set to auto-accept applications, you will have to impress the guild leader in some way to be accepted as a member. This could be anything from proving your skills in a PvP matchup to filling out an application explaining why you would be a good fit for the guild.

If your guild application is accepted, you will automatically receive a notification in your Mailbox. You will then be able to access the Guild function in the menu and view the members-only section of the guild website.

List of official guilds

Name Specialty Alignment Color Grain Hardness Badassery Growth Location Guild headmaster(s)
The CSS Faction Take a wild guess Multitudinous Wiki Blue Peasy Nice and firm Pretty good? idfk Aliver than ever Sewer World Jon Arbuckle
Retro Gamers Unite Retro Epic MARIO Red WarioWare: Smooth Moves Diamond Over 9000 Vivid Virtual World Son of Dracula
Crown of Thorns Melee combat Evil Burnt Umber Rough Tough Maximum Flourishing Lava World Vriska
Stardust Striders Magic combat Good Magic Purple Whole Nonexistent Near-maximum Vivid Space World Wizard Orb, Wizard Οrb
The Long Shots Ranged combat Goody Forest Green Wheat Ehhhh Submaximum Stuggling Coniferous World Optimus Prime
The Oopsy Daisies Sillies Silly Silly School Bus Silly Silly Silly DEAD.
 Chubs World Drake, The Drake-o-phone

List of unofficial guilds

THIS LIST IS INCLUDED ON THIS PAGE IN A HIGHLY SIMPLIFIED FORM FOR AWARENESS ONLY. EDITING THIS PAGE TO CLARIFY THE ALLEGED GOALS OF THESE GUILDS, MUCH LESS ADD YOUR OWN, IS EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN AND WILL RESULT IN THE PERPETRATOR(S) BEING BANNED PERMANENTLY!!!!

“ Err...Awkwarrrrd... Did I do that? ”
  — BitchSealBitchBitch65, member of the alleged Lalanoopy HQ

BitchSealBitchBitch65 was later found dead.

Ummmm....anywaaaaaaaise... ^__^

Unofficial guilds are not legal tender and should not be considered on the same level as other, more official, authentic guilds. They exist only in the minds of those who claim to be apart of them. It is not possible to create your own guild. Don't believe these lies.

  • Lalanoopy HQ
  • Fun Fun Happy Time Guild
  • Sad Sad Bad Time Guild
  • Bath Tub

Guild creation

I SAID NO

Features

Every guild has its own website through which it may communicate with its members. The members may or may not be allowed to post themselves; contrast the CSS Faction's website, a lawless wasteland, with that of the Crown of Thorns, which is only used for PvP-related announcements such as balance changes, gear auctions, and upcoming tournaments.

Higher rankings in the guild are allowed to start Minigames. The minigames serve absolutely no benefit to the host or those involved in playing them, but they are fun :) and can be used for tiebreakers, settling arguments, et cetera.

Some minigames include:

Finally and most importantly! When you join the guild you get a special hat with the logo on it. Its a baseball cap that they bought in a batch of 3000 for 20 dollars. Enjoy :D

Timeline of notable guild events

  • 5 Seconds after the above - The three PvP factions are formed so that they may decide what the best way to kill each other is. They immediately engage in the War of War, which is still ongoing to this day.
  • The Phone Age - So named because Drake time-travelled here to gain inspiration for the Drake-o-phone. The first joke was told here. It involved a Peasant being crushed by a falling boulder. This lead to the formation of the Oopsie Daisies for being sillies and funny.
  • 6 seconds after the above - The PvP factions stop the War of War to kick the shit in of the Oopsie Daisies for being Just. So. CRINGY!!!!! This eventually leads into the War of Wow, which is also still ongoing to this day.
  • At Some Point - The gun is invented, a win for Long Shots everywhere
  • May 12, 1965 - A deer sneezes in the Crown of Thornses territory. This causes a superweapon being devised by the Stardust Strivers to explode, which also causes the War of War in the War of War.
  • November 29, 1972 - The arcade game Pong is developed and released by Atari. The newly-formed Retro Gamers Unite cries out that it isn't as good as the original Magnavox Odyssey "Ping Pong". Also it actually isn't the first arcade game, that goes to Computer Space. FAIL!!!!!!!!!
  • April 31, 1982 - The WoWitWoW ends when Wizard Orb and Wizard Οrb present Jon Arbuckle (he was the leader of the CoT at this point I forgot to tell you) with a burger
  • October 24, 1986 - Drake is born!!!!!! Delivered by a stork that dropped him by accident and he wound up being adopted by a family of elephants instead.
  • October 10, 1994 - Håkon Wium Lie proposes the CSS format. The CSS Faction instantly appears, summoned into this world. Some people theorize that they were purposefully called forth by the Stardust Strivers? Stay tuned to find out why....
  • August 1, 1999 - Retro Gamers Unite tries to launch an all-out attack on the CSS Faction for...some reason, which results in them being immediately thwarted when the CSSF uses their knowledge to create the hypertext equivalent of a Wile E. Coyote tunnel. This establishes them ass a force to be reckoned with
  • April 13, 2002 - The Stardust Strivers create a pipe bomb and immediately destroy it, fearing the doom it could cause to this world. They are not become death. Not today.
  • June 10, 2007 - Optimus Prime appears to lead the Long Shots, which as you read above, are currently in the process of Stuggling. It doesn't help
  • July 21, 2008 - David, the previous leader of the CSS Faction, dies from pie to the face, a sabotage attack led by the Oopsie Daisies. CSS Faction is now in a state of anarchy. Fire in the streets and ice in the sheets
  • August 8, 2008 - Jon Arbuckle cruelly betrays the Crown of Thorns and joins the CSS Faction instead, becoming its new leader and restoring order. Vriska now takes the helm. This creates a grudge between the two factions. AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE STARDUST STRIVERS COULDVE CREATED THEM!!!
  • October 8, 2021 - The demise of Drake causes the Oopsy Daisies to crumble apart. It immediately dissolves and most of its surviving members are absorbed into opposing guilds. Other members remain guildless, by choice or OR BY FORCE
  • August 24, 2022 - An all-out war, the Wiki War, is engaged against the CSS Faction when the introduction of the CSS plugin to the wiki causes them to become too powerful
  • August 30, 2022 - The Wiki War comes to an end when the CSS Faction agrees to peacefully end the war, having tranquil negotiations over a cup of t and a slice of pi
  • November 14, 2022 - The CSS Faction may or may not have a participation in the fate of reality by attempting to join theEdit War. Unfortunately any possible confirmation as such was misteriously mysplaced. Oh well.
  • January 17, 2023 - The official Guild page is created, so as to educate the world
  • February 14, 2023 - The Guild page is finished. Jesus christ Cake it took you long enough

Trivia

  • The Oopsy Daisies are the only thing on earth to ever Die.
  • Every guild has violated the Geneva Convention at least 3 times
  • God FUCKING dammit. Damn it. I just realized that in the timeline I wrote the magic guild as Stardust STRIVERS the entire time. Fuck
  • HAve you guys ever had tres leches. They are SOOOO GOOOD oh my god I wish I had easy access to them I would eat them all the time. You wish taht cake could always be this good. If tres leches was a person I would marry it. Heck I would even if it wasn't. Leave in the comments guys which food you would want to marry
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