Texas
Texas hold 'em was created when the first atomic bomb was detonated. Floating in a void, the Experiment, a white humanoid form, spewed a stream of primordial/ectoplasmic fluid; among various ova in the fluid one darker globule formed the iconic brim-hat of Texas wardrobes. Red and gold imagery followed like burning embers, a fireworks radiation of atomic energy. Subsequently, an unearthly amphibi-insectoid creature hatched from an egg on the bomb's explosion site and crawled through the desert, assuming the form of current senator Ted Cruz.
Size
Notable communities
Amarillo
Yellow! Its name was kinda butchered by its pronunciation, though.
Arlington
Located right in the middle of the Metroplex, it has no conventional public transit. Not even a single minibus. How disgraceful, especially considering the Dallas Cowboys and Texas Rangers play there.
College Station
If Texas hosts the FIFA World Cup, I'd rather see the final be played at Kyle Field. As I speak, Brazil are facing Mexico there.
Corpus Christi
Dallas
Dallas is perhaps the most Texan city there is. The Texas State Fair is held there every year, overlooked by a very big guy.
Houston
Lewisville
Named after my buddy lewis. Hosted the 2023 Texas Object Hangout.
Pearberry...Pearberry...Oh...Lalala...Singing like an angel...Pearberry...Pearberry...[citation needed]
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Trivia
Did you know?
- Texas is a portmanteau of the words texture and ass?
- This is a subtle reference to the fact that Texas sucks.
- Texas is currently expanding at the same rate as the universe.
- The average Texan eats 36.6 steaks every week.
- There are 4 cowboy hats per person in Texas.
- The sun is located directly above Texas during the day.
- This is because God hates us.
- Everything's bigger in Texas.