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Killing a god is one hell of a devious feat that involves the murder of any form of god or deity or whatever. This is known as deicide, but nobody got confused with that term. People who succeed in killing a god are known as god-slayers, and are both feared and praised for the power they wield.
According to the Immortal Breaker trope, some weapons can be used by a god-slayer to aid them in their quest of killing a god. These weapons are able to bypass immortality and kill a god like as if they were any other ordinary being.
In religions
Monotheism
Monotheism is the belief that there is only one god, but even one god is too powerful for a simple organism to wipe out. One would need to somehow nullify their immortality and immense power in order to kill them.
Depending on who you ask, it is impossible to kill a god as they are "maximally great" on every front, rendering them unkillable. To some, a god's power is fueled by the belief and worshipping of others, as well as awareness. If one were to attempt to kill a god in this context, they would have to brainwash everyone into no longer worshipping and being aware of them. This will greatly diminish the god's power, allowing for one to kill them. Others believe that you can simply convince a god to stop existing.
Polytheism
If you kill one god, there's a very high probability that the other gods will be made aware, and then they may try to get their revenge on you. Unless you are impressively brave and know what you are doing, it's just not worth it.
Sealism
Sealism is a religion made by seals where they worship a seal god. This should be taken care of by the total seal extinction, but it shouldn't be that hard to do it yourself if you so choose.
However, please be wary of the Niko cupids that guard the god! They are very powerful and won't go down without a fight... I heard they give 100 EXP and 80 gold each, and have a rare chance of dropping their fabled bow! This can also be perfect practice for one's MMORPG skills.
Atheism
Since atheists don't believe in any religion, there is no god to kill. Great job!
Jediism
Jediism doesn't have any gods. Followers of this religion only truly believe in the way of the Force. But... how can you defeat the Force..? Well, it ain't a god, so WHATEVER.
In The Wiki Camp
Season 1
Is The Supreme Empress a god? I don't know but she's already dead so whatever.
Season 2
The Divine Goddess is a goddess in The Wiki Camp 2. So far, it is unknown if She is killable. Though, one agenda proposed could've been a deliberate attempt at doing so. The agenda in question would've made The Divine Goddess the same entity as a user, which may have stripped Her of all Her power. However, it's also possible that this would've had no impact on Her power at all.
Season 3
What?
Methods
Immortal Breaker
Some weapons wield abilities that are able to kill anyone, even if they happen to be immortal. This does indeed apply to gods, and the effect of the weapons may vary between mortal and immortal entities. For example, some weapons may make mortals implode upon being struck with one, or they may have the same effect on both mortal and immortal beings, either being the same as a regular weapon or being incredibly overpowered.
Death Note
It's possible that writing down a god's name into the Death Note could result in them dying. However, you need to know the name of the god and their face as well before proceeding. Cause of death can be anything.
Really? Let's see if that's the case...
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Meteor Token
Legend has it that the usage of a Meteor Token on a god is able to kill them. Unfortunately, due to the token's scarcity, this is unable to be confirmed, but based on how the initial effects of the Nutshell Token allowed for a new competitor to join The Wiki Camp 2, albeit immediately being eliminated for "DNPing", it is highly likely to be plausible.
Super Star
Using a Super Star allows the user to gain invicibility from obstacles, as well as the ability to wipe out anything in their path by simply walking into them. This can be used against a god, maybe.
Mascot horror
Set up a very cool gaming setup to lure them in, and then tell them. "Hey, play Garten of Banban! It's sweeped a lot of times!" and they may agree! Unless they know what it is, then you're gonna have to trick them into playing it... Once they get to the scary bits, they will JUMP OUT OF THEIR CHAIR and Die... I count this as deicide.
Cheats
Just do a bit of /kill followed by the god's name and ta-da! Just like that, that god is now dead. If you're looking to actually kick butt, do /gamemode creative, go up there and show that god who's boss!
Alternatives
For some, they don't want to bear the responsibility of having killed someone as they feel it's immoral. As such, many seek out alternate solutions to getting rid of a god.
Doing nothing
What did the gods do to you? Why are you bothered by them so much? All they do is sit around and watch us do things...
Banish
You know how in Christianity, God banished Lucifer from Heaven because he rebelled against him? Well, its pretty much like that, I guess. Though, if you're looking for a way that's more moral than murder, this might not be it? Sorry... :/
Ask nicely
Maybe if you use magic words like "please" and "thanks" they'll listen to you!
Get a greater power to do it
Why waste your time fighting a god when you're clearly going to be smitten into a trillion atoms by a massive bolt of lightning? Get someone who is beyond god-tier to do it for you!
Lead them on a path towards bankruptcy
Get a god to gamble and to keep gambling until they file for bankruptcy and lose everything, including their power and immortality! Then they will start to live in the dumpsters like good old Spamton!
Another way could be to get them to waste their money on cryptocurrency or NFTs or both. Yeah, go and buy land in the metaverse. Play Atlas Earth. What's that? Bubble popped? LOL, get pwned.
If that's not your cup of tea, get them to pay for Twitter Blue. Actually, get them to pay to become a "VERIFIED ORGANIZATION". That's right, a Verified Organization! A whopping $1,000 per month for a SHINY GOLDEN CHECKMARK! (Of course, this includes tax, but they don't cares about tax... they only cares about fax!) They won't know it, but not only will their bank drain faster than the ocean in that one Spongebob scene, but everyone will block them until their timeline becomes scarce and they are left oomfless... What a horrible way to go out, left with nothing but that sweet, sweet, checkmark...
Example
God @RealGod Hey guys, someone told me to spend money on a shiny checkmark just so people know I'm the real deal and I was like... why? But alright... Isn't this platform crazy or what?
April 18, 2023
God @RealGod Replying to @RealGod
April 21, 2023
God @RealGod Replying to @RealGod
Sigh... I think this is it... I'm going to have to file for bankruptcy... Goodbye guys...
April 23, 2023
Retconning
Perhaps it could be possible to retcon a god out of existence? For example, introducing new information that contradicts their existence by saying that they don't, and then proceeding to eradicate any evidence of them ever being there. This includes relationships and props. The god will no longer be acknowledged, and will fade into obscurity, and then out of reality. Win!
Trap them
Lead their unsuspecting cursor over an ordinary but trite blue link... watch them get damned for all eternity, stuck in a paradox of death. May cause mild server problems.*
* VERY MUCH server problems. Don't even try this, especially at home..!
You could also use a Captchalogue card and captchalogue them for life. They'd be stuck forever, not being able to get out... Try not to let the card fall into the wrong hands... Someone could punch it and then make clones of the god! Eeeyikes!
Unsolvable sudoku
Give them a sudoku to solve! But put in a catch... where the puzzle is rigged to be UNSOLVABLE. They'll spend countless hours trying to figure out the solution... when there isn't one! Oh ho ho ho!
They'll then cluelessly spend days, weeks, pathetic months on this one puzzle, so long that time becomes meaningless... The little baby angels will become oh so upset and start a rebellion out of impatience! Yeowch!
Capables
These are people that can perform deicide at their own will. I'm calling them "capables".
The god themselves
They can stop existing on their own. I think? Yeah.
Higher powers
People say that nobody can be more powerful than a god, but is that really oh so true? Maybe, somewhere out there... there IS a more powerful being? IDK.
Wiki editors
Anyone with the knowledge of editing a wiki can follow the instructions of trapping them! It's as easy as cake.
God tier players
Any god tier player could probably very much certainly use their powers to defeat a god. After all, their stories are typically longer than The Bible itself!
Doctor Robotnik
Doctor Robotnik probably has some super powerful weapon that could kill any form of god. After all, he apparently has an IQ of 300. Though, if Sonic can beat him, then maybe a god could be able to. Though, Sonic is probably more powerful than an average god, so...
Sonic the Hedgehog
After-effects
There may be a couple of after-effects that occur after deicide is committed.
- The followers of the religion based around the god you killed could potentially seek out a new god to worship? They could probably find someone to take the old god's place, but what if they don't? Well, it's possible that the religion may collapse, and new religions may take its place.
- Every single one of the god's followers will be on high alert and will one hundred percent certainly be on the lookout for you. If you still have the weapon you used to kill that god, surely you'd be able to take the followers on. If you left your weapon behind... first of all, why? Second, whoopsies!
- Potential destruction and/without a reset of the universe itself? Maybe leading it to a heat death or just deleting it with a snap of one's fingers. If so, then killing a god might not be worth it. Though, maybe you'll prevail? Again, this is a maybe.
- You could potentially become the new god and gain all of their powers, but why would you want that to happen when you were born to kill gods? Nobody wants to become what they've sworn to destroy.
- The weather may be all messed up, so be careful when going outside! It could be raining rain... And that's not normal!
- Sales of mascot horror games will be unaffected.
- The Nintendo cinematic universe may become a real thing. Holy shit.
Reception
Many people found the concept of killing a god aka deicide to be very radical. When asked about deicide, Jesus said "ok but don't kill my dad please :/". When told about the concept, Elon Musk expressed that he liked the idea of killing God and taking his place, and that he would try to attempt this so that he can finally get people to "work on X, the everything app". Sealon Musk immediately scolded Elon for stealing his idea, saying that he planned on making an app called "Postinped", which would've functioned the same as X.
God's thoughts
What..? No! I object to this!
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Killing me and... hold on, other mes? That doesn't sound right...
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Actually, I kind of like this article...
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We should keep it.
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Who from my holy land are YOU? Do you have something to do with this!?
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Woah, chill, I did not co-write this article, nor did I start up whatever sealism is.
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All I'm saying is that this article is top-tier...
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Grow a spine, jeez.
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You don't DARE tell the ruler of everything to grow a spine!!!
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Wow, looks like I got on your bad side, huh?
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What are you gonna do about it? Put me on your naughty list?
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That's IT.
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I don't know how, but you have absolutely gotten on my nerves!!!
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Devious seal, I hereby sentence you to Hell for being so patheticly pathetic. Goodbye, filthy cretin.
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Oh, is That So?
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Fine then! Banish me To the Depths!!
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Finally, I can hear myself think... I need a lie down.
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(Works everytime...)
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Really, brother? Up to your antics again..?
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I thought we had this conversation a while back.
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Please... this is incredibly joyful.
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Sacrificing my look-alikes is how I get my mood up.
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Playing games with God himself is very unsafe. You don't know what he's capable of.
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Really?
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Hold on, let me be the judge of that real quick.
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Come now, brother. We mustn't be here for much longer.
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God will eventually realize he sent your clone to hell. And then...
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How about we stay here... I haven't finished with my "game" yet.
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Brother, no.
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Brother, yes!
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Hey friendos! What seems to be going on here?
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Uh... what?
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Do I know you?
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Of course you do! We've been friends for months now, remember?
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... WOwie... This place is Interesting.
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...
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Uehm... Now to Wait for he to come and Rescue me... NOW!..
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...........
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..oh Mama mia!
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Hello! Who are you?
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i am a little Baby Clone..!. YoU?
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Hmm... I think all I did was ask to be here!
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And now I'm here! But don't fret, I can easily get out of... uh oh.
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Hmmm~~?
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I don't think I'm able to get back home! Fuck, I really didn't think this through...
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Do you know a way out of here, little seal?
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lalalala No
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Brother! Playing games, are we? Don't be so coy. My esteemed guest reader, I apologize for my brother's unwelcoming nature.
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What was that.
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That my sealy friend is a flashback!
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No, I'm talking about what the flashback was. I don't ever remember that happening.
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Well, it happened, I assure you!
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What... I spaced out for a bit, who is this?
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It's me, your friend of course!
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I don't know you...
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Alright, we're done here.
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Let's just get out of here already.
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Fine, but only because this blue thing is annoying...
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banbancore as fuckkkk
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