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He lived. He served. He died.
This article is dedicated to the late SFD Jigsaw Piece.
Fly high, sweet angel... 
Kingdom of Okinada | |
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| Anthem: Glory Glory Okinada | |
| National language | English |
| Demonym(s) | Okinadan |
| Government | Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy |
Okinada, officially the Kingdom of Okinada, is a sovereign state in the continent of Confusia, located in the Grass World. It is comprised of 35 island provinces scattered throughout a large portion of the Northern Specific Ocean.
History
The Kindgom of Okinada was established in 1959, uniting 35 nations into one country, in response to Keine Siegel's attack on the pinniped population, saying that the rights of the archipelago's flora and fauna shall not be infringed.
Beginning in 2022, there have been calls to overthrow the republic and establish an anarchist society. The monarchy will be overthrown on October 1, 2023, with the help of The Wiki Camp 2 Union, an anti-capitalist union from Wikiland.
Provinces
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Wilford is the third-largest province in the country.
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This province whose name shall be determined shortly is the largest producer of copper in the country. It is transported to many industries around the country, where they make copper wires, copper sinks, and even copper slats.
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Flora and fauna
Okinada is home to multiple species of pinniped, such as the harbour seal, walrus, northern elephant seal, spotted seal, bearded seal, ringed seal, grey seal, northern fur seal, and ribbon seal.
Transport
The railway network is nationalized under Okinadan National Railways, or ONR (not to be confused with the Real World's Ontario Northland Railway in northern Ontario). Despite this, each island operates its own network (with ONR ownership), with its own fleet of trains and locomotives. After total government overthrow on October 1, 2023, ONR will split up into 35 non-capitalist councils based in each island.
Okinada's flag carrier is Air Okinada. After total government overthrow, Air Okinada will split up into 35 smaller airlines based in each island.
You know what? Screw it.
You heard me. Because worldbuilding takes sooooooooo long, we'll have to do something else.
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...WHAT?! You can't just... occupy this page!
Oh, yes I can. The arc is developing and shit is about to get real.
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This is Big Boy's driver, on behalf of The Wiki Camp 2 Union, and we're occupying a page.
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Oh, and for the record, we will abolish the monarchy. Our dream is still alive, folks.
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I love it. What's the plan?
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It's perfect, trust me. This is where the plot thickens, branching out like a tree.
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Yes, but not now.
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Well we have to do something now, but how?
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We're gonna need some help, because we're building a base.
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That's where we'll plot our attack and predict our fate.
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The oppressed peoples of these worlds shall truly be freed.
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Well said, my friend. Let's do these good deeds!
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*whistles*
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Karl Marx and Big Boy's Driver
United we stand and divided we fall
Onwards we march for the common good of all To seek the better truth To liberate our youth Together, to the rallying callllll! Resisting Her tyrannical, villanous attacks Defending the land, standing by each other's backs With hope in our minds Turning darkness to light Victory is ours, at lasttttt! |
AW YEAH! WE'RE HEE-HEE-HEE-HAPPY THAT THE UNION IS GAINING SOME TRACTION!
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And I'm very optimistic that one day, we'll be the dominant faction!
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awpccl87uttioacgiano was right, Her abuses aren't worthy of attraction.
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YES! My love is the way, and My lessons are truth! And My life is the life that believers go through!
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You do know that not all of us are Christian...
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Right, but I came to solve similar situations.
I never accept such abuses like Hers. |
We can still defeat Her, even if We're amateurs.
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Can We though?
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We sure can.
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You sure?
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Yes, We absolutely can.
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In the end, We win. It's part of My plan.
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You heard Him!
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I guess We can!
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All
YAY!
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All
United We stand and divided We fall
Onwards We march for the common good of all To seek the better truth To liberate Our youth Together, to the rallying callllll! Resisting Her tyrannical, villanous attacks Defending the land, standing by each other's backs With hope in Our minds Turning darkness to light Victory is Ours, at lasttttt! |
(during short instrumental break)
Wait, why are We capitalizing Our pronouns when most of Us aren't deities? |
Resistance.
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Oh.
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Hey, can me and my friends share some ideas?
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What do you have for Us, comrades?
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Well...
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We can build a giant bunker!
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Or fly a private jet!
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Or call the Deity Busters, cuz they're not what She'd expect!
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Bingo!
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I can send Her to the EXIT where She'll endlessly suffer
With endless algebra lessons that get tougher and tougher! |
They sound just as confusing as this page is supposed to be...
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All, except MDSnSS
Confusing?
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Maybe it is, albeit accidentally.
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Is this where We plan or is this where We frolic?
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This should be the place where We play some Discoholic!
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Well I'm confused as to whether ONR used GP9s...
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All, except Big Boy's Driver
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GP9?!
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Well, at least this looks like a picturesque line.
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Well, if there weren't any trashy machines, then it would be just fine!
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Oh ho ho ho!
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...Well.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO THIS FUCKING PAGE?!
Uhhhh...
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This is supposed to be a page about a country. Heck, now I can't even think about what to replace those TBDs with thanks to you. Fuck this page.
And this country is where we build our base.
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...Really?
Yes, really. Besides, how would TDG approve of just a regular old country page that wouldn't have had as much pizzazz here and there?
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Well, since this is a challenge page... I guess you can make this page extra special.
Sweet.
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But watch out. If She realizes that you’re plotting an attack against Her-
RE-HEE-HEE-MEMBER, PRONOUN CAPITALIZATION CAN COUNTER HEE-HEE-HEE-HER!
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Oh yeah. As I was saying, if She realizes You are plotting an attack against Her, then whoever created this will be in deep trouble.
But didn't Jurta create a page on killing God?
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Oh yeah, he did.
WAIT.
Does this mean the story of The Wiki Camp 2 will take a huge turn?
Hopefully!
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Well I can't wait to see what bizarre adventures You'll go through... now that I think of it, this may seem like a Wiki Camp 2 version of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Either way, best of luck to all of You!
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YAY!
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All
United We stand and divided We fall
Onwards We march for the common good of all To seek the better truth To liberate Our youth Together, to the rallying callllll! Resisting Her tyrannical, villanous attacks Defending the land, standing by each other's backs With hope in Our minds Turning darkness to light Victory is Ours, at lasttttt! |
ONE MORE TIME!
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All
United We stand and divided We fall
Onwards We march for the common good of all To seek the better truth To liberate Our youth Together, to the rallying callllll! Resisting Her tyrannical, villanous attacks Defending the land, standing by each other's backs With hope in Our minds Turning darkness to light Victory is Ours, at lasttttt! |
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Victory is Ours at lasttttt!
Victory is Ours at lasttttt! |
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*cheering*
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Awesome job, everyone! This Union is going to go down in history!
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All
Yeah!
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Alright, now that we've established our base here in this... interesting country they call Okinada... what do we do?
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Well, judging will begin in less than a day.
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I don't like it when people judge.
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Good thinking, Jesus. Anyways, I think our next move will be to recruit as many newcomers as we can by the end of the next challenge.
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That's fair. We're only a small Union, but I still think we can grow.
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I dunno... I think things are getting a bit repetitive at this point.
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Repetitive...?
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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All
THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!
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OK! Jes-
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Don't.
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...
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So, what plan are you thinking?
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Oh, I have a really good idea.
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WHAT?!
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Just wait and see...
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How can we get to the Mushroom Kingdom? Well, I know Super Nintendo World is nearby, but the Mushroom Kingdom...
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Perhaps we could make a starship and travel between worlds!
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Did someone say starship?
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MARIO?!
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No, no, no. Super Mario. I have no idea where the other one is.
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So you're saying you're not in The Super Mario Bros. Movie?
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...Oh. Oh no... Now there are multiple doppelgängers?! Ugh, I'm so confused. A-anyways, you're saying you want me to go to this "Mushroom Kingdom" place. Well, people keep associating it with me, but it's probably one of the other ones.
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Yes, I think it's a good idea. But first, we'll have to give 184 presentations. We can't do it all by ourselves, so we'll split up.
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Your ideas are interesting, I must say. However, I'm a deity. With my power, I'll bring more people to my ways of righteousness. We don't even need presentations. I did say that my lessons are completely and utterly valid.
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