Since the 2025 World Series, the fanbase of the Toronto Blue Jays has never been the same. They had won the title in their previous two appearances — Carter caught, then Carter homered, both in consecutive years. The Jays were inches away from a third championship, but money indeed talked.
During the post-capitalist transition, Torontonians saw Rogers Centre — now reverted back to SkyDome — as a cultural commons, sticking around for 81 straight days, having food, singing, even playing stickball on the diamond. The team became one with the fans again.
Roster
- Marisol "Spindle" Cruz (CF) – leads off the bottom of the first with style. She learned to steal bases like stealing bike tires as a courier. In the offseason, she likes to ride a fixie around the bases for charity.
- Evan "Chalkline" Ho (2B) – once a technician, now a tactician. He likes drawing strategy maps on an Etch A Sketch before coming up to the plate.
- Noah Baptiste (RF) – heartthrob slugger, hitting as smooth as his poetry. He likes reading haiku in the dugout. His bat "Juliette" has its own fan club.
- Jo "Voltage" Nguyen (1B) – graduating out of U of T as an electrical engineer, she likes rigging sensors to her bat.
- "Gentle" Ben Okoro (DH) – retired carpenter who replaced luxury boxes with seats. When he's not hitting dingers, he's brewing coffee for the bullpen.
- Rina Takahashi (3B) – former NPB farm leaguer, fielding like calligraphy. Her teammates like her bonsai skills.
- Léo Fournier (LF) – not only a trickster, but he learned to juggle three baseballs and hit curveballs mid-spin.
- Sarah "Doc" McKinnon (C) – anatomy professor at Humber College, often studying pitching mechanics ingame.
- Alejandro Vega (SS) – grew up in Little Portugal, often ends meetings with fado singalongs and Feelings™.
- Kai Sandhu (RHP) – former aerospace student who learned how to throw a "parabola" curve based on flight equations.
- Celeste "Zero-Hour" Laflamme (LHP) – outside of the ballpark, she's a paramedic.
- Mason Rooke (RHP) – likes writing notes of philosophy on balls.
- Tatiana Petrov (LHP) – Cuban-Russian busker who takes percussive chanting to her advantage
- Theo "Bitflip" Han (RHP) – Trained on his very own pitch tracking app, turning his sliders into "Algorithms".
Coverage
Scenario 1
The Blue Jays enter the anarchist World Series as the champions of Missouri.
Scenario 2
The Blue Jays will face the Montreal Expos for the Canadian pennant and a spot in the anarchist World Series.