Lost Artifact
"Me, lost? You must be insane, because you're the one who's lost!" - Lost Artifact shortly before disappearing
| Lost Artifact | |
|---|---|
 Lost Artifact c.2007 | |
| Full name | Joseph "The Lost Artifact" G. Hill |
| Species | Unknown metal (presumably gold?) |
| First appearance | Macromedia Flash 8 |
| Latest appearance | The Shadow Realm |
| Portrayed by | Themselves |
| Discord profile | graal#6561 |
| Wiki user | GraalPK |
Lost Artifact is an unknown lost artifact that has been lost for reasons yet to be determined.
Lost Artifact uses they/them pronouns.
Appearance
Some sort of weird plate of an unknown metal which cracked over time.
Personality
Lost Artifact is a very sporadic character. Sometimes, Lost Artifact can be rude and condescending to others, other times, Lost Artifact can be very chill and nonchalant. Who actually knows what Lost Artifact's true colours are? Don't answer that, you'll regret it if you do.
Coverage
Lost Artifact participated in BFDI: The Power of Two before being banished to the shadow realm in the episode "Return of the Hang Glider 12", earning Lost Artifact 2000th place in general.
Lost Artifact then decided to escape the shadow realm and was never found since. Allegedly, Lost Artifact has been spotted participating in Challenge 1 of The Wiki Camp 2, but that has been colloquially and unanimously decided to be pure hearsay, since nobody has heard from Lost Artifact since.
How???
Lost Artifact exists. Don't ask me, Lost Artifact just exists! Why are you still asking me?!?! What better time do you have than to keep on constantly bothering a guy?!?!?!?! I'm just trying to write a wiki page for my Wiki Camp 2 character here!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!
Trivia
- Lost Artifact was initially planned to be part of the now scrapped fourth batch of ONE, alongside Weaved Pumpkin, Circle and Superhero Man Jack.
- Lost Artifact was first discovered around 2005 and would've been the Flash Companion, which acted similarly to Clippy and would've been way too fucking annoying.
- Thankfully, the higherups at Macromedia agreed with me and Lost Artifact was banished to Earth for being an awful feature.
- Lost Artifact participated in all 5 seasons of Battle for Dream Island, despite always being eliminated way too early.
- Lost Artifact's favourite place in the world is Binley Mega Chippy, with The Freeway coming in at a close second.
- Lost Artifact's favourite movie is Minions: Fall of Gru.
- Lost Artifact listens to the worst podcasts in the world.
- Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!
- Lost Artifact is a wanted criminal in at least 241 countries, due to the various crimes Lost Artifact committed all over the world.
- Lost Artifact's real name is actually Jeff. I lied to you all along.
- Lost Artifact is on a quest to take over the world.
Gallery
This is a gallery. But it's also a quote book.
Lost Artifact
They Point!
N/A
Lost Artifact being chased by the cops
Here are some of Lost Artifact's most iconic quotes!
- "It's artifactin' time."
- "All things are free for the taking, it's free real estate after all!"
- "I'm under arrest?! Nope, you're under arrest!"
- Shortly after saying that, they got arrested for mini-modding.
- "Whatever! Your show was mid anyway, Two!" - them shortly before being banished into the shadow realm.
- "Where the heck am I?" - from an early ONE 4 scene.
- "You win none, you lose everything. Good day to you."
- "Inspirational quotes?! Hmph! The only quotes I'll ever give are as follows..."
- They then proceeded to make monkey noises.
- "Get out of my face and never come back. Or else..."
Those are all the quotes we managed to get before we angered Lost Artifact and got chased down. Luckily, I was the only one to survive. As for the others, they're now long gone...