The Animal Kingdom is da jungle where all the animals are and there's a big king lion.[wrong]
| Animal Kingdom | |
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 NATURE IS LOWKEY AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL..... | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Domain | rectangle.zone |
| Location | The House of Mouse, Florida |
| Synonyms |
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| Top 5 animals for beginners | |
paper nikos are placeholders...feel free to replace... | |
Etymology
Animal Kingdom may be a combination of animal and kingdom.
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But together...We can make it a queendom!! |
Biology
Members of the Animal Kingdom typically exhibit the following characteristics:
- They are multicellular or perhaps nice and firm
- They like to frolic and play[idgaf]
- They have free will
- Their cells lack a rigid exterior wall
Sample taxonomy
| Animalia |
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History
The Animal Kingdom was wished upon a star, willed into existence by an explosion most twee. It was the youngest of the the Seven Kingdoms, out-eldered by the Bacteria Kingdom, Archaea Kingdom, Protozoa Kingdom, Chromista Kingdom, Plant Kingdom, and Fungus Kingdom. Those first four are all useless specks (germs), so frankly they're basically the Puny Kingdoms.
The first resident was the humble peanut. It was sad and a little pathetic, but one thing led to another and the Animal Kingdom soon found its footing in a future blessed by smartphones and technology.