3

This article is about the number. For the Discoholics Anonymous character, see Three (Discoholic character).

This article is about one half of a competitor for Camp LIFE. For their sibling and the other half, see 5.

3, or three, is a term used to describe any hypothetical value greater than 2, the largest value known today. Despite its existence being within the realm of comprehension, no known path to accessing it has been discovered using a calculator.

Despite public interest, most mathematicians agree that 3 as a concept is nothing more than mere poppycock, as any potential usage 3 could see could be done just as easily as using 1, 1, and 1; or 1 and 2.

Trivia

• Polygons—2D shapes with at least 3 lines—are merely an aspect of our imagination.
• There are only two species of elephant. You hear me? The split between Loxodonta africana and L. cyclotis was a scam!
• Monotremes are merely birds. The only kinds of mammal are marsupials and placentals.
• The Three Musketeers, The Three Caballeros, and The Three Stooges are famous 3s. Except they are fake!
• All the world's lithium has been mined. Great job, electric car manufacturers!
• The third French hen was sent to my neighbour.
• Is that Jack Black?
• The world is still a bunch of gas in space, so no lithium atoms are in existence.
  • But it's getting closer together.

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