What do you think this is, some kind of fucking joke? You think this is funny?
4 does not exist. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool. Everyone knows 3 is the highest number.
Trivia
- Four is the host of Battle for BFDI.
- There are 4 letters that are both horizontally and vertically symmetrical: H, I, O, and X.
- There are 4 suits: hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades.
- There are 4 elements: air, dirt, fire, and water.
- The Four Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu are the Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice, and the Sword of Fire.
- There are 4 cardinal directions: north, south, east, and west.
- There are 4 constituent countries in the United Kingdom: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
- There are 4 sections of a symphony orchestra: woodwind, brass, string, and percussion instruments.
- The 4 main orchestral woodwind instruments are the flute, oboe, clarinet, and bassoon.
- They may be substituted with the piccolo, cor anglais, bass clarinet, and contrabassoon.
- The 4 main orchestral brass instruments are the trumpet, French horn, trombone, and tuba.
- In a marching band, the French horn and tuba are typically substituted with the mellophone and sousaphone respectively, alongside the addition of the marching baritone horn.
- The 4 main orchestral string instruments are the violin, viola, cello, and double bass.
- The 4 main orchestral woodwind instruments are the flute, oboe, clarinet, and bassoon.
- In a marching band, the 4 main percussion instruments in the drumline are snare drums, tenor drums, bass drums (which come in multiple sizes), and cymbals.
- A popular misconception is that cows have 4 stomachs. The truth is that cows have 4 compartments in their stomachs.
- There are 4 nucleotide bases in DNA: adenine (A), cytosine (C), guanine (G), and thymine (T).
- Sorry, uracil (U).
- There are 4 basic mathematical operations: addition, subtraction, multipilication, and division.
- The Four Evangelists are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
- The 4 living creatures of the Book of Ezekiel are the man, lion, bull, and eagle.
- The heart has 4 chambers: the left and right auricles and ventricles.
- Element number 4 is beryllium.
- 4 calling birds.
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