Sealon Musk

He still smells like gasoline

Sealon Musk Twitter @SealonMusk

I have just bought Twitter! First thing on my list: free speech for all seals alike!

Oct 27, 2022 

Sealon Musk Twitter @SealonMusk

So many people have been impersonating me lately. This is unacceptable. From now on, if you want to criticize me, you must pay a hefty price of $8. And hey, maybe I'll put the entirety of Twitter behind 8 measly dollars. This'll show you all for making fun of me.

Nov 8, 2022 

Sealon Musk Twitter @SealonMusk

C

Nov 7, 2022 

The story continues... in Part 2!

...or perhaps, find another way?

Sealon Musk Twitter @SealonMusk

i'm bored i might fire like 1 person or something

Jan 20, 2025 

Sealon Musk Twitter @SealonMusk

oops

May 7, 2025