Chris Pratt/coverage

Christopher Michael Pratt is currently ██ years old.

(Haha get it, "cover age")

Chris Pratt as Star-Lord

June 21, 1979

Chris Pratt babies born today.

After that fateful day...

Christ Pratt decided "Hey! I'ma voice act in the films! On the big screen!" and now he's made out of LEGOs... He then became Italian. His life is like a video game.

Movies

Her

You are part man and part woman. Like there's an inner part that's woman. It's a compliment.^[1]

Wreck-It Ralph

Yep. This building sucks.

Ralph Breaks The Internet

Mom! The internet's out again.

The Lego Movie

Everything is awesome!

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Everything is not awesome!

So true.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Guardians of the Galaxy

Dance-off, bro!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Avengers: Infinity War

Tch... What is this, some kind of Infinity War (2018)?

...oh, man.

Avengers: Endgame

What If...?

That is the question.

Thor: Love and Thunder

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Open the fucking door.^[2]

Onward

Woah, I'm a Disney property now.

They/Them

Erm, guys. These pronouns are kinda freaking me out...

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Sigh....Let's a go...I guess....

Garfield

I hate Mondays... But I love lasagna.

The Electric State

Beep boop whatever.

The Wiki Camp Cinematic Universe

The Wiki Camp 2

Erm.....Awkward!

he's been in tons of movies.

TV shows

Spongebob Squarepants

Woah dude, that sponge lives in a pineapple.

Among Us

Guys, I'm pretty sure that dude errrr just vented in front of me.

Video Games

Old School RuneScape

Looks like I better Run Escape outta here!

fortnite i think

he won da game

Five Nights at Freddy's

Oh boy, those animatronics sure are alive.

Staring contest

Super Mario Bros.

beep boop beep yup that's right that's me

Pong

Archive

Use W/S to control the left paddle, and use I/K to control the right paddle.

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Fortnite

Now that's my type of victory royale.

Minecraft

Creeper? Erm... uh oh!

Terraria

Hey man. This is just like a 2D Minecraft. (gets wiped out in one blow)

Object Shows

Battle for Joke Pending

Episode One

Chris Pratt made his debut, after which Hostess declared "Chris Pratt? I thought I asked for a Crisp Rat!" Which no one laughed at. Chris joined the purple team and lost the first challenge, getting put up for elimination.

There's no escape from the Pratt!

Appearances

↑ This is a reference to the 2023 visual novel Girl Host: Unidentifiable Breeze
↑ Is this the first f-bomb in the MCU?

[1] This is a reference to the 2023 visual novel Girl Host: Unidentifiable Breeze

[2] Is this the first f-bomb in the MCU?

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