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Statler
Sometimes I think of that one article.
Waldorf
Yeah, which?
Statler
Doesn't matter, now I'm thinking of aspirin.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Waldorf
I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp
Statler
Good!
Waldorf
Why is that good?
Statler
Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
What a hilarious wiki!
Waldorf
You're joking.
Statler
I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
Watch out for vandals, I heard they deface pages and make them ugly.
Waldorf
Really? Then I think I've seen one already.
Statler
Who?
Waldorf
You!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Waldorf
Maybe today they'll get their big break.
Statler
You're telling me they didn't break already?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Stantler
Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?
Walrein
I don't believe it.
Stantler
What makes you so sure?
Walrein
Because being in a coma would be better!
Stantler and Walrein
[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]


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Waldorf
How many contestants do you think will DNP?
Statler
I'd say 99!
Waldorf
But that's nearly all of them! Why so many?
Statler
So the camp can end!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Waldorf
They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!
Statler
I'm hoping some of them find the exit.
Waldorf
Why?
Statler
So the camp can end quicker!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
Say, you think this page has a challenge crystal?
Waldorf
In a way.
Statler
What's that s'posed to mean?
Waldorf
Well, it certainly is a challenge to get through, and I'd rather do crystal!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Statler
What's your thoughts on Paper Niko?
Waldorf
Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!
Statler and Waldorf
[JOKE BY MORRIGREEN]


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Waldorf
Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!
Statler
Why, so they can add a joke?
Waldorf
Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Waldorf
Who got eliminated this round?
Statler
No, What got eliminated.
Waldorf
Okay, what got eliminated?
Statler
Yes!
Waldorf
What?
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Waldorf
Say, we hit 133,269 edits today!
Statler
Well that's 133,269 too many!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


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Max
Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!
Sam
Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.
Waldorf
Heh, and I thought you needed a shave!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sam
Alright, let me at 'em!


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Statler
This truly is a sad day.
Waldorf
What are you talking about? 11 people got out!
Statler
I know! I was expecting more than that!!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

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