Ploognarland
Ploognar @Ploognar hi welcome to ploognar land KILL KILL DIE KILL. that was meee sorry its just YOURE GOING TO WORK HERE FOREEEVEERRR MUAHAHAHA PROHECY TRUEEE its truee... ouughhh... enjoy your stay and catch a ride at our state-of-the-art-transit system! Thank you and Have A Good Day!
Jan 15, 2024
Ploognarland is a location within Paradox Space, and formerly two thirds of what previously made up New York City. May inhabitants of Ploognarland view it as an absolute abhorrent place to live, frequently sighting how absolutely fucking cool it is. It's almost..too cool..hgnnahh...I HATE IT! DIE PLOOGNAR LAND DIE! It is the number one nation with the most emissions on Earth.
Appearance
Ploognarland is an incredibly luscious dark hair. It has many technologically advanced buildings at first sight. But on closer inspection...all these buildings are actually SUCK! YIKES! They are all horrible factories where bad stuff happens! It stinks! But its ok. The aliens from not Earth who made the place are living the life here. JUST KIDDING!!! IT SUCKS FOR THEM TOO!!! no one is safe from ploognar
sometimes..Ploognar is nice and gives all his pals trinkets and treats for doing such a good job protecting his utopia. Unfortunately, these treats are actually the tropical Okinberry, which come from an entirely different Multiverse. This means that they are not good
Opinions
Everyone LOOOVES Ploognarland. this is a truth of the universe. THose who DONT like ploognarland are stupid and suck. they dont exithey dont existstthey dont existthey dont existthey dont exithey dthey ddwovthey dont existthey dont existnt existvTHEHE the perploont existthey drg existthey dont existvstf 452/5/245 5/5/5223455/23523/5/235/3/63/24/6/34
JANUARY 3RD, 2023
| [15:15:25] | SYSTEM | | | Initializing... |
| [15:15:21] | SYSTEM | | | Now chatting with MMR on Secret_Chatthatdoesnthaveploognarwatching |
| [15:16:34] | SYSTEM | | | Also, the clock broke. Now it makes all the messages look like they were sent at the same time. Sorry |
| [15:16:34] | SYSTEM | | | User has joined the chat. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | where are my clothes |
| [15:16:34] | SYSTEM | | | User has joined the chat. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | What? |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | Where my clothes. You know, my HERO clothes? Not the weird citizen uniform Ploognar has everyone wear? My helmet? The stuff you guys would be here by lets see here...THIRTY MINUTES AGO? |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Ray. I already told you that it would take at LEAST fourty-FIVE minutes. Nearly half the amount of time you were waiting. It isn't on me when you can't hear me say simple instructions. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Speaking of simple..didn't I say this chatroom was supposed to be used if the most DIRE of circumstances were to occur? Thanks to you, this network that's off the PloognarLand grid is now compromised. Because you didn't use your EARS. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | OOOh dont you try making this about ME. You drag ME on this quest to god knows WHERE in the north pole to visit fucking SANTA CLAUS so we can recruit him into our SUPER HERO GROUP. which barring how thats the most asinine plan ever to have a folklore character join a group of losers in Halloween costumes (yes that includes me) |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | it resulted in not only us being sold into what is essentially SLAVERY but HALF THE WORLD BEING ENSLAVED BY GREAT VALUE QBERT. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | literally this all happened because of YOU |
| [15:16:34] | SYSTEM | | | User has joined the chat. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | uh..sorry to interrupt but..its kinda OUR fault actually.. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | i was the one who brought ploognar along to the north pole..i had no idea he didnt like serving our glorious leader in all his spectacular might.. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | ...in hindsight..that was kinda my fault not seeing how serving a guy who destroyed your world and turned you into a glorified waterhose might tick someone off a bit.. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Thank you for admitting that we're basically in this mess because of you. Now, if we may, we must focus on getting OUT. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Grusier. Did you get past the security for the contraband room in the Ploognarland Storage Facility. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | oh!! im actually good friends with the guard! his names blimple! we play go-fish on saturdays! |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | we only really learned what go-fish was LAST saturday..and how to play it..but we wanna make it a weekly thing!!! you earthens make the best games!! |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Stay on track. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | Sorry.. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Now, did you retrieve our equipment and regular uniforms instead? |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | Yep! we should be outta here in no time once ray gets his power helmet back |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | i guess i cant say im NOT psyched to be back in my uniform again. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | And here I thought you thought of your suit as a "Dorky Halloween costume". |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | hey. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | say what you want about the suit. but lay off the helmet. weve had some times. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | hey!! mister ray!! i think i see you! wave your hand if im visible!! |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | dude youre waving the wrong way. to the wrong guy. youre backwards. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | oh i |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | uh |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | im im sorry |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | i didnt im |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | dude, CHILL! its alright! youre okay! |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Glad to see that one of our issues are resolved. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Now, the more important matters at hand. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Gruiser, once you deliver my suit and my equipment to me, I'll use my abilities to sneak into the Ploognarland Energy plant and take out the generator. That will sever the power for all the curfewbots, allowing us to flee the facility and dispatch the regular guards without difficulty. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Erizon is currently using their powers to distract Ploognar from noticing us and taking all of us out with his Immensely Powerful Shotgun. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | uh. how? |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Shes shittifiying the rollback-netcode for his copy of Dragonball Fighterz. It's now going to take him 4 hours to load into a single que. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | theres a goku fighting game |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Yes. There is a "Goku Fighting-Game". |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | woah.. |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | cool |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | After all is said and done and we sucessfully leave Ploognarland, we must try and intercept Mike Horizal at the Camp Life Grounds as soon as humanly possible. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | im not human...but ill try to get there quick!! |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | Why exactly do we have to talk to THAT guy. I thought we couldn't speak to objects! I thought you helped put that place on a watchlist during their whole zombie-thing! |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | According to my research, I have been able to gather that almost all the problems that will and HAVE occurred to us in these past few months stems from your nemesis, Lord Akyveton, and that game-show. The toilets, the moon, Ploognarland, Lord Akvetons arrival, all of it. We must convince Mike Horizal to end the show before more calamities can occur, or ALL our lives are officially in jeopardy. |
| [15:16:34] | GM | | | oh... |
| [15:16:34] | MMR | | | oh shit |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | Oh shit, indeed. |
| [15:16:34] | SK | | | I hope our goal is clear, here. Stop The Show. No Matter The Cost. |