Baby shredder
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The baby shredder is a hypothetical[citation needed] device that can be used to shred babies. It only allows babies to be shredded, and it can not be used to shred entities that are not babies such as adults, legal documents, or toys. When used for non-babies it is effectively single-use; upon a non-baby being shredded, the shredder will simply cease to exist much like the LPRC when you attempt to power it using your hands.
It can be used to shred non-human babies, and is a good litmus test to tell if something is a baby or not.
Its evil counterpart is the evil baby shredder
This little thing just told a lie! To the shredder!