Bread Internet Theory

Not to be confused with Dead Internet Theory, Head Internet Theory, Lead Internet Theory, Red Internet Theory, Sled Internet Theory, Fred Internet Theory, Ed Internet Theory, Z Internet Theory, or BreadTube Theory.

The Bread Internet Theory is the idea that the internet is increasingly being controlled by bread and/or the bread industry.

Supporting Evidence

Expiration Date

Soldier, otherwise known as Patient 0, had teleported bread for three days. The mutations caused by this supernatural process are what allowed bread to take a stranglehold on the internet.

Loafing

Cats have always had a stranglehold on the world wide web. They were a solidified faction, unmoved by any other force or fandom. The bread seems to be seeping its way into their culture, however. People have been turning cats into bread through a process called loafing. I’m unsure of how it occurs, but I believe it has something to do with the evil wizard who lives in the dilapidated castle on the mossy hill.

I Am Bread

A popular Steam game where you can flop around as a loaf of bread. Considered to be one of the first rage games, it’s clear it’s nothing more than subliminal messaging.

Wonderbread Guy

An elusive benefactor promoting whoever would offer him art of characters buying Wonderbread. A clever incentive to further the Breadgenda.

Opposing evidence

Not to be confused with Opposing Horse.

There is no concrete evidence against the Bread Internet Theory. It’s happening, people.