Breaking Bad

Breaking bad refers to the process of someone going from good to evil. For instance, some straight like you, giant stick up your ass, age what - 60? You're just gonna break bad? Not likely.

List of people who have broken bad

What if Breaking Bad ...had Lyrics?

Po, po, po po po
Eh?
Po po po po po po po
Eh?
Po po po, po, po po po
Eh?
Po popopo po po popopo
Eh eh eh, aahhhh!

My daddy and my mommy, and my daddy and mommy
Da-daddy and my mommy, and my-
Stop
Yeah!

Jesse Pinkman in the house!
Woo!
Bitch, bitch, little bitch
I made you my bitch! (Jesse)
Bitch, bitch, yeah bitch!
Jesse!
Bitch

No, I am, the danger
I am, the one who knocks

Say my name
Mr. White?
You're goddamn right
Hank, say my name
Willy Wonka?
What?
Walter White?
You're goddamn right

My name is ASAC Schrader
It's Hank
ASAC Schrader
His name is Hank
My name is ASAC Schrader
It's time for you to listen to me
Fuck yourself
Huh-wow, hu- huh- ow, wo-o-o-o-o o ow (Fuck)
Wo-o-o-o-ow, huh- huh- ow
Just listen to me
Fuck yourself
Wow, wo- o- ow, wo-o-o-o-o o ow (Fuck yourself)
Wo-o-o-o-ow, hu - huh- ow, wo-o-o-o-o o o o ow

Puff puff puff? Ch ch ch
Puff puff puff puff? Chchch ch ch
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Puff puff puff? Ch ch ch
Puff puff puff puff? Chchch ch ch
Ha ha - ha ha ha, ha haha- ha ha ha

You are not the guy
You're not capable of being the guy
I had a guy, but now I don't
You are not the guy (HOH)
You are not the guy
You're not capable of being the guy
I had a guy, but now I don't
You are not the guy (HOH)
I had a guy, but now I don't
The guy
I had a guy, but now I don't
the guy

You know me.

I'm Walter White.

I'm not in the meth business.

I'm in the empire business.

You want to know what it's like to break bad?

Well, I'm gonna break it down for you.

[Hiphop music playing]

Because I am the one who knocks.

♪ And I'm the one

who likes breakfast! ♪

♪ It's Walt Junior,

but you can call me MC Flynn ♪

♪ My favorite meal

is when the day begins ♪

♪ Yeah,

I'm all about that breakfast ♪

♪ It's my jam ♪

♪ I'm talking turkey sausage,

eggs, bacon, and ham ♪

♪ In the mood for pancakes ♪

♪ Uh, I am ♪

♪ I go mental for continental ♪

♪ Throw back a Grand Slam ♪

♪ Customize an omelette

with all the right spices ♪

♪ Lean back like a mack

with my cantaloupe slices ♪

♪ Never had a girlfriend, yo,

but don't hate ♪

♪ Got no time for vagine, man ♪

♪ Look at this plate ♪

♪ I like my Cap'n Crunchy ♪

♪ My home fries fried ♪

How do you want your eggs, Walt Junior?

♪ Let me see that sunny side! ♪

Hey, Mr. White, sorry I'm late.

J. Pink, why don't you break me off a piece.

Yeah, bitch!

♪ Last name Pinkman,

first name Jesse ♪

♪ Met Mr. White

then things got messy ♪

♪ We murder Gus Fring ♪

♪ And I was eating

your breakfast ♪

♪ Hey, let's get back to breakfast ♪

♪ I'll go nuts on a doughnut ♪

♪ I don't mean to boast ♪

♪ Do something awful to a waffle ♪

♪ Or some French toast ♪

Orange juice, Flynn?

Um, let me think, yes, please

Concentrate?

♪ Bitch, just fella only drinks

freshsqueezed ♪ [Music stops]

Oh, I will take that from everyone else, but if you call your mother a bitch again, you will end up on the roof like that pizza!

You never let me do anything fun!