Cersti

Ahoy there! I'm Cersti. I'm known as the Permit Guardian.

I have been entrusted with the very SUPER DUPER important purpose of bestowing the fabled items..

That allow for fictional characters to cross into the Real World without becoming Exiles!

Oh, oh! No need to thank me for my services. I assure you, I'm very caught up in my work. This isn't a position for the daft. It requires the most astute-

UUGHHH...dude....shut up.. please. i just wanna permit man..

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Wow...just WOW. Such an unmellowed way of speaking..in the presence of a LADY as well!!

um.. who the fuck do u think yure talking to LOL

WHAT?? ExCUSE me?

ha ha ahaha a...*laughs*, i mean, really, who are you... my MOM?

..eh...EH?????

I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BACK HERE, YOU VILE ZOMBIE-MAN!! GET OUT!!

YA GTFO BITCH!!!!

..SO not cool, bro.

Ugh..sorry about all that..he usually only shows up when my cli-

Wait a minute.. What am I apologizing for?! You haven't given me any reason why I should even be keeping you here at all!

UGHHH..*rolls eyes*

Well..maybe I can arrange SOMETHING..

Hmm..I think I've got it.. Listen, you want a permit, right?

Now because of your just absolutely perfect manners, it'll cost ya.

My staff here is powered by Pixie Dust. Only problem is that i'm running pretty low on it lately.

Apparently I've been harvesting too many fairies from different universes! I've been banned from all my big harvesting spot universes!

so??? idc man..whats sthis goota do with me. *rolls eyes a second time but more annoyed*

AHEM.

As I was saying..If this continues for any longer..I'll have nothing I can power my staff with..NOBODY will get their permits anymore!

Even worse..my boss might even FIRE me!

soo...

"Soo.." I need YOU to go find me a fairy that has enough Pixie Dust to power my staff for a REALLY long time, capeesh? THEN I'll getcha your Permit.

i c.. that meens i cant get htast stupid permit... how am i gonna chanlenge that stupid guy to a fight now...

UGGGHHH...FIne...ill ge tyour dumbass fairy fust or whatever.. *slumps aay bored and annoyed*

Thanks pal! You're a lifesaver.

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