Come to rest, adventurer? Why not treat yourself, first? Here at Corj's Cool Junk, you're bound to find at least ONE use for any of the miscellaneous junk I find on the ground one day!
The special offers around these parts are all themed around Far Far Away! Now YOU can have your very own Shrek-themed artifacts for yourself!
Yada, yada, you buy stuff with bytes..you get the idea. NO VOUCHERS.
Item
Description
Cost
Wishing Wand
Don't get your hopes up about using this in combat, it just dolls-up people.
2200 Bytes
Happily Ever After Potion
Judging by the labelling, I think this is supposed to make you handsome if you drink it? I dunno. There's only a drop left in here, and I'm already a total hunk so I don't need it.
4050 Bytes
Pheonix Skull
The phoenixes in your Multiverse have black skulls, right? They have ones in mine. Yet again, there's a weird black substance rubbing off my hands whenever I hold this thing. Probably paint.
3500 Bytes
Shattered Wishing Star
This thing is a little cracked and used-up, but if my research is correct, you'll be a little bit more lucky if you bring it around with you!
15000 Bytes
Rapier
I used to use a rapier myself, so whoever used to have this must've been a real badass!