F13

A common F13

The theoretical first key after the known function keys. No evidence of its existence has been found, but studies on its existence are ongoing.

Function

F13 is the first function key not to fit on the standard function key model of the universe. While no keyboard with it has ever been found in the natural world, theoretical scientists have made many attempts at describing what the F13 key would do if we could make a keyboard with it.

The following is a list of the functions the F13 key should have, as described by the underlining mathematics:

Tapping on F13 would increase the volume sideways. (F14 might decrease the volume sideways, although this is hotly debated.)
Ctrl+F13 would copy every single file on the computer. Tapping it on another computer after this would paste all the files to the second computer.
In Minecraft, F13 would switch the perspective to fourth person.
F13 would be edible, and would have a high protein content.
F13 would have a 0.68% chance of striking the user with lightning every time it is pressed. This chance increases to 63.78% if scroll lock is on.
While the computer is booting up, holding F13 would cause the computer to boot into "Danger Mode".
Pressing F13 while playing Umineko: When They Cry unlocks the secret "Funny ending".
If our universe is the "Evil" universe, pressing F13 on god's computer would cause our universe to turn "Good".
If our universe is the "Good" universe, pressing F13 on god's computer would cause our universe to turn "Evil".

Positives

Economists have estimated the cost of the F13 key to be at 3.6 Billion dollars.
While no keycap manufacturers make caps for F13, the default cap is said to be very smooth and responsive.

Negatives

Is kinda.... y'know.... Frightening
Economists have estimated the cost of the F13 key to be at 3.6 Billion dollars.
It is estimated that 96.5% of the population is mildly allergic to F13, and would develop hives upon touching it.

History

When first creating F13, Gilgamesh and Enkidu decide to steal trees from a distant cedar forest forbidden to mortals. A terrifying demon named Humbaba, the devoted servant of Enlil, the god of earth, wind, and air, guards it. The two heroes make the perilous journey to the forest, and, standing side by side, fight with the monster. With assistance from Shamash the sun god, they kill him. Then they cut down the forbidden trees, fashion the tallest into an enormous gate, make the rest into a raft, and float on it back to Uruk. Upon their return, Ishtar, the goddess of love, says "Bruh"

In The Wiki Camp 2, Silly used F13 as their thing and got thirteenth place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!