Food
| “ | Food. We need food. | ” | |
| — Louie | |||
Food is the process of eating treats, snacks, meals, and drinks. Food comes in many forms:
- The solid foods
- The liquid foods
- The gaseous foods
- eg. breath spray, oxygen, cigarette smoke
- The chewy foods
A diet is the process of eating all 4 types of food in equal balance. An unbalanced diet is called a disease.
Healthy eating
With so much to choose from, it may be important to rethink your weekend. For instance, fried food and beer is a 1500 calorie meal, but hard liquor and salad is only a 700 calorie meal, and thus much healthier.
Vitamins
In a groundbreaking discovery, it has been found out that food is made up of feisty things called vitamins. This is sure to please the food-likers in the crowd.
Vitamin A
Vitamin A stands for Apple. It is found in apples and other things that look like apples.
Vitamin B
Vitamin B stands for Breakfast. It is found in breakfast foods.
Vitamin B12
Vitamin B12 is Vitamin B in the 12th dimension, thus only found synthetically in shots.
It is also known as α-(5,6-dimethylbenzimidazolyl)cobamidcyanide
Vitamin C
Vitamin C stands for Citrus. It is the opposite of Vitamin A. It is found in oranges and other things that look like oranges. Not eating it will turn you into a pirate.
Vitamin D
Vitamin D stands for Dessert. It is found in dessert foods. Apparently it is also found in sunlight, thus formally classifying the sun as a dessert.
Vitamin E
Vitamin E stands for Everything. Everything not found in the other vitamins counts as the Vitamin E.
Vitamin F
Vitamin F stands for Foul. Things that taste bad are like that due to an overabundance of this vitamin.
Vitamin G
Vitamin G stands for Goo. This vitamin controls a food's solidity.
Vitamin H
Vitamin H stands for Halibut. The fish foods contain this vitamin.
Vitamin I
Vitamin I stands for Ice. It is found in cold foods, such as the dreaded ice cream bar.
Vitamin J
Vitamin J stands for Joker. Funny foods such as pies or flowers contain Vitamin J.
Vitamin K
Vitamin K stands for Kill. This is the deadly vitamin, often found in hazardous materials. However, mild amounts of this vitamin cause the phenomenon known as spiciness, and it can mix with Vitamin Y to create sourness.
Vitamin L
Vitamin L stands for Light. Foods that glow do so due to this vitamin.
Vitamin M
Vitamin M stands for Meat. The meats, of course, are named after this vitamin.
Vitamin N
Vitamin N stands for New. New foods released contain this vitamin as a promotional stunt.
Vitamin O
Vitamin O stands for Oak. Woody foods such as cinnamon are composed mostly of Vitamin O.
Vitamin P
Vitamin P stands for Powder. Solid foods that are small and grainy, such as Pixy Stix by Wonka, owe their structure to this vitamin.
Vitamin Q
Vitamin Q stands for Quick. The only known food containing this vitamin is the Mexican Jumping Bean, which utilizes its speedy trait.
Vitamin R
Vitamin R stands for Retro. Foods from the past, such as stale bread, age due to producing this vitamin.
Vitamin S
Vitamin S stands for Stink. Smell molecules are actually packets of this vitamin. Cheese, such as, has a lot.
Vitamin T
Vitamin T stands for Tough. Hard or difficult to tear foods are bound closely by Vitamin T.
Vitamin U
Vitamin U stands for Utility. Foods that are typically used as an ingredient rather than their own meal find their usefulness from their signature vitamin.
Vitamin V
Vitamin V stands for Vitamin. V Vitamins are vitamins for vitamins' sake.
Vitamin W
Vitamin W stands for Work. This is an energy-packed vitamin that can be dangerous in excess.
Vitamin X
Vitamin X is a mysterious and unknown vitamin whose name is unknown. It is said that the majority of vitamins in the universe by mass are Vitamin X.
Vitamin Y
Vitamin Y stands for Yellow. Yellow foods, such as the simple banana, derive their coloration from this thing.
Vitamin Z
Vitamin Z stands for Zero. This is the empty vitamin, containing no nutritional value or charge at all.
Vitamin !
Vitamin ! stands for !!!. This vitamin adds the element of surprise to food.
Visual compendium
A plate of Corny, the most abundant solid food.
A puddle of Acid, a common yet unhealthy liquid food.
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Air, the least calorie-dense gaseous food.
Winner, a fluffy chewy food.
Trivia
- Anime food is notorious for looking so good. No one knows why!
My favorite type of food is Chocobars! Keep note of this when befriending me in Yo-kai Watch 2: Psychic Specters!
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Patch Notes
v3.1
The arrival of patch v3.1 for the game of Life brought with it many controversial changes, but one that was universally acclaimed was the introduction of a new type of food.
