Friday Night Fun King
The Friday Night Fun King is a benevolent monarch who loves to partayyyyy!! He gets down and hip with the kids every seven days, jumping and hopping all over the place. he might as well be jopping.
History
One fateful day in 2016, a meteor struck Titan in the rear end. Normally this would be considered quite rude, so Titan angrily got up to see what all the ruckus was. To thyr surprise, thry found that the meteor was full of tiny little crowns. How cute!
thry thought, and put one on thyr finger. Suddenly, the finger became possessed and flew off of Titan, becoming the yaoi-loving entity we now know as the Friday Night Fun King.
Warning signs
Wait, I thought he was benevolent. Why do we need this section?
Evil history
Oh shit okay we're going there. Alright.
Basically, in 201X, after several years of floating around in space just showing off his moves, the Friday Night Fun King decided to make his debut to humanity. Now, this wouldn't just be any old debut show. No, of course, the Friday Night Fun King had to make a devious splash. Descending onto the streets of Earthland, he began tearing up fire hydrants and sewer grates to release water and poisons into the world. Then he danced around the flooding city in glee as citizens screamed and ran amok.
To be perfectly honest with you I don't think any of that shit actually happened. I'm always on Friday Night Fun King's side no matter who tries to cancel him. I guess it's better to face the allegations head-on though.
Tour dates
The Friday Night Fun King will be holding a concert series this summer! I'm so excited!
| Date | Location |
|---|---|
| 2022/12/04 | Specific Stadium |
| 2022/12/10 | Toba Aquarium |
| 2022/12/11 | Corresponding Hole in the Wall |
| 2022/12/16 | Hell on Saturn's Titan |
| 2022/12/18 | UK garage |
| 2022/12/20 | Squid Ward |