Hydraulic press

A hydraulic press is a device which can squash things flat!

List of Things a Hydraulic press can't squish

• Ghosts (the hydraulic press will get scared)
• Thwomps (draw)
• Chuck Norris (he is too strong)
• The Weight of the World (yeah good luck fitting that under there)

I'd love to say more but unfortunately I'm pressed for time.