Investigator Noah's Interrogation Room

uughh...
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wake up already. you've been out for like 3 months
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wh-where am I- HUH?!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Y-YOURE THAT CRAZY NUT JOB NOAH!! STAY AWAY FROM-
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you already said that
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...
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wait, no im not!
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who the hell do you think you are?! where am I?? what is this!! release me right now!!
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before start whining any further ill let you know that I'm not doing this usual noah-ish reason
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oh really. you didnt kidnap me because you think I'm secretly an evil alien preying on the rest of the armadillos. or a secret supervillain who has networks to an evil plot or something
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whatever you say here isnt gonna make me believe that you HOLDING ME HERE AGAINST MY WILL is anything less than a regular noah superstiti-
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i need your help discovering what happened with the Noah purge
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...?
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why?
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