Iron Lung

The following is a discussion between Damien Longson and a doctor named Joshua Sethtyler regarding an Iron Lung.

Damien: I don't want to go into the Iron Lung.

Dr. Sethtyler: It isn't your call.

Damien: I don't have any problems breathing. I don't need an Iron Lung.

Dr. Sethtyler: Get in.

Damien: Just talk to her.

Dr. Sethtyler: She's made up her mind.

Damien: There has to be a way.

Dr. Sethtyler: She made it very clear that she wants you in the Iron Lung.

Damien: There is no reason for me to be in that thing.

Dr. Sethtyler: Get in.

Damien: There is no way to change her mind?

Dr. Sethtyler: No. Get in.

Damien: If I refuse, will you just force me into it?

Dr. Sethtyler: There is not an outcome here that does not end with you in the Iron Lung.

Damien: ...

Damien: Okay.

[Damien gets closer to the Iron Lung]

Damien: Does it have to be the one with teeth?

Dr. Sethtyler: She's made up her mind.

Damien: Okay.

[Dr. Sethtyler helps Damien into the Iron Lung]

Damien: And I'll be in this for the rest of my life?

Dr. Sethtyler: Yes. Unless there is reason to take you out.

Damien: This sucks.

Dr. Sethtyler: Goodbye.

[Dr. Sethtyler exits the room.]

Damien: ...

[A little goblin appears]

Goblin: Hee hee! I have appeared!

Damien: Who said that? I can't see you from inside this Iron Lung.

Goblin: Gah! This is the Iron Lung? I was looking for the Gold Lung. Shiny...

Damien: Who are you?

Goblin: I am a little goblin!

Damien: ...Do you work here?

Goblin: No! I broke in.

Damien: Are you... leaving? now?

Goblin: Yup!

Damien: Can you take me with you? I don't want to be in this Iron Lung.

Goblin: Nope! You can't fit in the Goblin Tunnel.

Damien: Are you actually a goblin???

Goblin: Of course! I am a little goblin!

Damien: So, you can't help me out?

Goblin: No.

Damien: Okay... Goodbye, then.

Goblin: Goodbye!

[The little goblin exits]

Damien: ...

Damien: This sucks.