James Bond
| “ | Name's Bond. | ” |
— James Bond.
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James Bond, agent 007, is a British spy and intelligence operative with a license to kill. As a member of the MI6, he has access to a large repertoire of weaponry and information. Some of his famous actions are disposing of villains while being quick to think of a one-liner after defeating them. Originating in the 60's, his appearance taken on many forms during his travels.
His thing is that he acts similar to a mercenary, being hired to take on impossible jobs while using his professional stealth, suave personality, and precise shooting to his advantage.
Summary
Bond is a world-class agent, able to dispatch any mission that comes his way. His position allows him to receive vital hints to defeating foes. However, as a Casanova, he can fall victim to opponents taking the women (or men) in love with him hostage. This causes a moral dilemma that he must face, being one of his greatest weaknesses.
Abilities
Stealth
An absolute master at stealth, Bond can infiltrate enemy territory without being detected. Additionally, he possesses gadgets provided by Q that allow him to spy discreetly and effectively. However, he relies on enemies not getting away; any stray criminal can sound the alarm to his location. Bond has little in the way of defenses, so stealth is vital to his survival.
Suaveness
Bond's signature suaveness is something that cannot go undetected. It provides him the charisma needed for a successful undercover agent, putting him beneath notice and allowing him to retrieve secret documents without much hassle. Despite the perks that come with being conventionally attractive, it also renders him extremely susceptible to the sin of pride. Any harm to his self-image or good looks may be just as effective as actual physically assault.
Shooting
Combined with his other two skills, shooting provides a deadly balance to the trio of Bond's abilities. He uses a pistolkind specibus, primarily with Walther-brand silenced pistols; they allow him to discreetly finish the job. Try reloading the page to see him in action!
However, the gun does have its drawbacks. Limited ammunition makes it so Bond needs every shot to count, as not every bullet is guaranteed to hit its target. Disarming him also removes his ability to fire it, negating its perks entirely.
Interview
Before joining The Ultimate Heist Crew, Bond was interviewed by them to learn in order to both understand his motives and learn what skills he may have.
???: So, you are?
BOND: Bond. James Bond.
???: Oh, I've heard a bit about you! World-class spy and all that.
███: ???, we're here to interview him.
???: Right, right. Anyway, what brings you here?
BOND: On behalf of the Crown, I'm here to examine the artifacts your group has stolen.
BOND: It appears you have some strengths of your own in acquiring these. If you play nice, I might lend a hand.
███: Hm. And if you're supposed to be a spy, why does ??? know about you already? Pardon me, but being beneath notice is one of the most important aspects of espionage.
???: ███! This is our one shot to get this guy on the Heist Crew! Don't tell me you DON'T want one of the best spies in the business on here!
BOND: I'll raise you this: an agent of my caliber is bound to be known. In perspective, it's not entirely a bad thing.
BOND: But you do make a point. What good is a spy who's had his cover blown? I'll have to ensure that it never happens.
███: ...you make a good case. What else do you have to offer?
BOND: For one, my charisma is not to be underestimated. In case you're wondering how good I am, take a look.
Bond holds up the Ultimate Heist Crew's Challenge Crystal.
███: Wha...? How did you?!
BOND: Simple. I asked one of your teammates for it when I first came in.
███: I-I'm speechless. ???, what do you think?
???: Ohhh, that's AWESOME! Alright, Bond, you're on the team!
BOND: Pleasure doing business with you two.
One-Liners
Having spent a career defeating villains, Bond always has a one-liner to say to them after their defeat. Here, a list is shown of just some of the many one-liners he's done.
- "You were powerless to stop me, Austin."
- "He certainly returned... to his grave."
- "That's one rule of thumb he followed."
- "Life signs: negative."
- "And here I thought everything artificial was supposed to be intelligent."
- "That moustache is nearly as rotten as your garlic."
- "Hats off to him."
