Mikan Juicer
The Mikan Juicer, also known as Okashina Mikan Uwasa Juicer, alternatively Mican Juicer, is a fruit juicer in the shape of a Mandarin orange. Its purpose is to turn oranges into orange juice. It bears a striking resemblance to Fabric.
Description
The Mikan Juicer has a round orange body with two eyes. It has two green vestigial limbs that stick out uselessly in front of it in a sitting position. It has a handle for holding secretly tucked behind it. Atop its head sits the spinning apparatus, handled using a knob that may resemble an orange. Turning the crank pulverizes the contents of the juicer, which exit from its baby blue faucet when the valve is opened.
Mikan Juicer typically comes with a small orange bowl that can be used to collect the innards for consumption, storage, or display.
It is not known to harm humans.
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Mikan Holder
The Mikan Holder is the closest living relative of the Mikan Juicer. It displays polycephaly, the bearing of many heads. Unlike the juicer, which actively hunts fruits, the holder instead restrains up to three fruits for long periods of time. It is presumed that this is still an act of predation, just simply over a longer time span, similar to a pitcher plant. It is able to withstand extreme cold, which allows it to live within freezers, where the fruit turns into a delicacy that lasts longer.
The bottom head bears legs, while the top head bears a loop. It uses this loop to hang from tree branches, where it may have better access to oranges. Its netted exterior allows the gases of digesting fruit to escape easily.
Gold Mikan Juicer
The most expensive item in the world as of November 2024 is the Gold Mikan Juicer. Made of pure, solid gold, it is completely functionless. It cannot, as one may erroneously assume, juice golden oranges. It weighs a crap ton.
Heist
The Gold Mikan Juicer was once stolen in a heist. Aside from its cumbersome weight, it proved difficult to larcenate due to constantly crying at inopportune moments. It was swiftly returned due to being annoying.