Ohio
| “ | All is strange and vague... | ” | |
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DOWN IN OHIO
SWAG LIKE OHIO
Ohio was a state in the United States that died in 2022[1]. It has since been replaced with Oklahoma, while Oregon is the heir apparent.
Notable communities
Cincinnati
Very close to Okin Tucky. Had a well-known baby hippo, and also the Bengals. Harambe died there.
Cleveland
My name is Cleveland Brown and I am proud to be
right back in my hometown with my new family.
There's old friends and new friends and even a bear.
Through good times and bad times it's true love we share.
And so I found a place
Where everyone will know
My happy mustache face
This is The Cleveland Show! Haha!
Fittingly, the Browns and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame were not too far from each other.
Columbus
The state capital, named after that guy who "discovered" the Americas (spoiler alert: no he didn't). It should've been named Flavortown. Here lay Ohio State, not everyone's favourite university, which was abolished after the state's death.
Ohio Aquarium
It. Fucking. Sucks.
Toledo
The long-standing rivalry with their northern neighbours Michigan (especially when it comes to American football) began over a city right next to the border.
Trivia
- Ohio was an example of a palindrome. Try it out!
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