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The truth
Some abbreviations
L = Left
R = Right
W = Wrong
Now for some basic facts:
Two wrongs make a right.
- W + W = R
YOU'RE DUMB.
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OMG You killed him!
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Haha, no it's okay. I killed him because he called me dumb.
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Oh. Never mind then.
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Two rights make a wrong.
- R + R = W
as seen in
"Cube Roll" is an amazing game!
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Also
- 1R = 3L
- 1L = 3R
Got that?
So we know:
- W + W = R
- R + R = W
- 1R = 3L
- 1L = 3R
- R
We can change one R into 3 Ls.
- LLL
And we can change each L into three more Rs!
- RRRRRRRRR
Next, we turn 8R's into 4W's 'cuz R + R = W
- WWWWR
Then we turn 4Ws into 2 Rs! (W + W = R)
- RRR
Congratulations! Now you know how to turn one R into 3 Rs!
In fact, now you can turn a R into a L.
- R
- LLL
- RRRRRRRRR
- WWWWR
- RRR
Triple the R, and then 3 Rs is a L!
- L
Yay!
But that's not all.
WATCH THIS.
Start with one R.
- R
Triple it!
- LLL
- RRRRRRRRR
- WWWWR
- RRR
Triple one of the Rs again!
- RRLLL
- RRRRRRRRRRR
- RRWWWWR
- RRRRR
Now you've got 5 Rs.
Turn 4 Rs into 2Ws.
- WWR
Turn 2Ws into 1R.
- RR
Turn 2Rs into 1W.
- W
A Right turned into a Wrong.
It can also be reversed so a Wrong becomes a Right
That means that everything right is also wrong, and vice versa.
SHOCKED?
You're not alone.
[graph]
After hearing this, your life has been changed. No longer can
you rely on reading the news for the truth, because even though
the news might be right, they're also wrong at the same time!
WHAT? I know, confusing. But just because nothing in our
universe has reliable information anymore doesn't mean that you
should give up on living a happy life. It's just that your life must
become much simpler. Much, much simpler. So simple that it
does not require learning any information, because all this
information is wrong. Even if it is right, it is still wrong. So you
must live, well, almost like a wild animal, I guess. I hope that it
won't be too much of an abrupt change. I know for some people
it wasn't. I mean, because they already live like wild animals.
Hahaha. Whatever. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the
information from the pie chart to the right came from a survey
involving 427.4 million volunteers. Okay, maybe they weren't
volunteers. So what. But that's okay, no harm done.
you rely on reading the news for the truth, because even though
the news might be right, they're also wrong at the same time!
WHAT? I know, confusing. But just because nothing in our
universe has reliable information anymore doesn't mean that you
should give up on living a happy life. It's just that your life must
become much simpler. Much, much simpler. So simple that it
does not require learning any information, because all this
information is wrong. Even if it is right, it is still wrong. So you
must live, well, almost like a wild animal, I guess. I hope that it
won't be too much of an abrupt change. I know for some people
it wasn't. I mean, because they already live like wild animals.
Hahaha. Whatever. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the
information from the pie chart to the right came from a survey
involving 427.4 million volunteers. Okay, maybe they weren't
volunteers. So what. But that's okay, no harm done.