Rock
| “ | I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it. | ” | |
| — Some guy advertising the first rock ever | |||
Rock, also known as Squinchent, is an element thing. It is strong against scissors but weak against paper. Fuck it. Many things can beat rock, just as many things can be beaten by rock. Every action has an equally opposite reaction, so these forces clashing is a common sight.
Everybody wants a rock to tie a piece of string around.
People love rock so much they made a musics about it.
When Rocks are sent flying through the sky, that's Rock throwing. Rocks are also climbable, but most prefer climbing on fake walls with plastic moulds. Rock can also come in salty and starry isotopes.
Matchups
| Rock | Paper | Scissors | |
| Rock | ○ | - | + |
The music
The buzzing sound of a distorted Fender Stratocaster with its devilish horns is as hard as a rock. This ultimately gave rock music its rock solid name. Though its range has since been expanded to any song with a guitar, drums, bass, and the occasional keyboard, rock music now has a cosmopolitan distribution. It has been pioneered by the likes of pipe band The Beatles in the United Kingdom and national anthem performer Jimi Hendrix in the United States.
The African gray parrot from TikTok
Rock.