sans.

* heya. i'm sans. sans
  the skeleton.

* so, my bro told me
  about this camp thing.

* and man, would i have
  LOVED to sign up.

* i would've had so many
  people to tell jokes
  to.

* but even if signups
  were still open, i
  don't think i could've
  made one.

* someone's gotta keep
  this store runnin'.

* and i don't think
  there's any time left
  in my schedule.

* well, you kids have
  fun.

* good luck.

* ...hey actually, why
  not ask me about
  something?

* make it quick, though.
* i'm a busy man.

* (Ask Sans about...)
  Homestuck
  Sans
  RigorMarcy