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'''Onions the Seal''' is a freelance Soundcloud rapper.
==History==
Onions was always the shy, introverted kid at the playground. He had to come out of his onionskin.<ref>Mr. Onions the Seal</ref> From then on, he was a living legend.
In 1963, he was found dead. From then on, he was not a living legend.
==Namesake==
Onions the Seal got his name by chopping an onion. It was apparently such an emotional moment for him that he cried.<ref>Mrs. Onions the Seal</ref>
==Etymology==
Onions are a vegetable.
==Source==
Onions grow on onion trees.
==Sauce==
Gross.
==Horse==
[[File:Howard hungry.jpg|thumb|left]]
{{Clear}}
==Boris==
Hate that guy.
==Uh==
What the hell was I talking about again? ...Whatever, I have [[Monster Book of Seal Drawing: 150-Step-by-Step Projects for Beginners (2013)|more important matters to attend to]].
[[Category:Onion pages]]
[[Category:Seals]]
'''Onions the Seal''' is a freelance Soundcloud rapper.
==History==
Onions was always the shy, introverted kid at the playground. He had to come out of his onionskin.<ref>Mr. Onions the Seal</ref> From then on, he was a living legend.
In 1963, he was found dead. From then on, he was not a living legend.
==Namesake==
Onions the Seal got his name by chopping an onion. It was apparently such an emotional moment for him that he cried.<ref>Mrs. Onions the Seal</ref>
==Etymology==
Onions are a vegetable.
==Source==
Onions grow on onion trees.
==Sauce==
Gross.
==Horse==
[[File:Howard hungry.jpg|thumb|left]]
{{Clear}}
==Boris==
Hate that guy.
==Uh==
What the hell was I talking about again? ...Whatever, I have [[Monster Book of Seal Drawing: 150-Step-by-Step Projects for Beginners (2013)|more important matters to attend to]].
[[Category:Onion pages]]
[[Category:Seals]]