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== History ==
== History ==
This ain't the place for that go watch a [[Defunctland]] video!!!!
This ain't the place for that go watch a [[Defunctland]] video!!!!
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+== Demographics ==
+The population of the Magic Kingdom is said to be approximately 40,000. Of this population, approximately 90% are [[tourists]]. The remaining 10% are split between [[Sad|Cast Members]], [[Furry|Mascots]], and [[CEOs|Dudes Smoking Fat Cigars In Spinny Chairs]].
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+=== Tourist Demographics ===
+{| class="wikitable"
+|+
+!Tourist Type
+!% of Population
+(2010)
+!% of Population
+(2020)
+|-
+|Happy Family
+|15%
+|0%
+|-
+|Unhappy Family
+|47%
+|18%
+|-
+|Straight Couple
+|9%
+|6%
+|-
+|Gay Couple
+|3%
+|1%
+|-
+|Disney Adults
+|23%
+|74%
+|-
+|Lonely guy here for a good time
+|3%
+|1%
+|}
== Theme Park ==
== Theme Park ==